What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Knock knock! Who’s there? Rita! Rita who?
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
swims
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Seven!
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Lost.
Joke by: Hei Hei
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Where did Ivan the Terrible get his coffee from?
tsarbucks
Posted May 11, 2022
What is greater than 7 but less than 8?
a decimal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's black and white and red all over?
a zebra with a sunburn
What is a tree that grows on a hand?
A palm tree!
Posted May 07, 2022
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You need to watch out for poodles!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
What goes up but never goes down?
your age
Peter's family has 4 kids, Harmony, Shusa, Karol and who is the fourth kid?
Peter
Posted May 05, 2022
What did the sea say to the beach?
nothing it waved
Why did the lady take a chicken to the restaurant?
She wanted to wing it
Why can’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Posted May 02, 2022
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast!
Posted Apr 28, 2022
Clara invited Sarah to her house- "Knock knock" "Who's there?"
"You already know me! I'm Sarah!"
Posted Apr 27, 2022
"hmmmmm," I thought
I just couldn't come up with a joke! Welp, See ya later Folks! *Cheering*
(even though it isn't anywhere near christmas, I'm still putting this joke, early christmas present i guess?) What do elves call the alphabet?
The Elf-phabet! Get it? ELF, Alphabet?