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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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Why are trains naughty on Christmas?
Because they want a lump of coal!
Posted Oct 18, 2020
What do cows like to listen to?
Posted Oct 15, 2020
I have a red nose and a white coat, what am I?
A CANDLE!!!!!! XD
What did the ocean say to the sailor??
Nothing, it just waved!!
Posted Oct 13, 2020
What is the witch's favourite food? :D
What can drive without a licence?
Posted Oct 11, 2020
WHERE IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN CATCH A GHOST?
A DEAD END!
Posted Oct 10, 2020
You see a boat filled with people, but there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?
They're all married!
What did the bull say to his son while dropping him of to school?
Bye son! (bison)
One day I forgot how to throw a boomerang
Then it came back to me!
What kind of music do mummies like?
Posted Oct 09, 2020
What does the baby laptop call his father?
Why did the bee go to the barber?
Because it wanted a buzz cut!
What are a dog's fave chips?
Posted Oct 07, 2020
What's the tallest building?
The library! It has the most stories!
Posted Oct 06, 2020