What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Why did the pirate get lost at sea?
Because he forgot the alphabet
Posted Oct 18, 2021
How much do bones weigh?
Why do you go to sleep at night?
Because the bed can't come to you
Get it ha ha ha
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
Because he wears a black belt
Posted Oct 16, 2021
What room can you never die in?
The living room.
What is scary and leads to the second floor of a haunted house?
MONSTAIRS! HA! GET IT?!?!?!?!
I'm so fragile that even saying my name can break me. What am I?
Posted Oct 15, 2021
Why was six afraid of seven?
because seven, eight, nine. (7, 8, 9)
Posted Oct 14, 2021
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the moovie theatre!
Posted Oct 13, 2021
What happens if you let go of a helium balloon?
You get a explosive balloon in the sky.
(the balloon pops at a certain height)
What looks like a dragon but weighs nothing?
a dragon's shadow.
I am something you can break, but I'm not a object.
How do monsters wash their mouth?
What did the potato say to the other potato?