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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
What do you call a smart group of trees?
Joke by: Harry Potter
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One conjures spells and the other spells conjures!
Joke by: idk
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
Your joke has been submitted!
Stop crying what is so sad?
Posted Jul 29, 2020
Ketchup you're so slow!
How does the robot teacher get out of the school at the end of the day?
He makes a bolt for it!
Why do history teachers like fruit cake?
Because they're full of dates!
What did the donut say to the other donut?
Donut worry 🤣🤣🤣
Posted Jul 28, 2020
What is bear plus wizard?
Posted Jul 26, 2020
STARFISH :) hhahahahah
What did the wolf pup ask the other wolf pup?
Howls it going! 😂
Posted Jul 24, 2020
What did the gecko answer when another gecko asked how they feel?
Hanging in there! 😅
What machine makes your voice teleport to the other side of the world?
What did the corn did wrong?
I am so corn-fused!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
Leaf me alone! 🤣🤣🤣
Posted Jul 22, 2020
Why did the math textbook get stressed out?
Because it got too many problems inside!