Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
Write Your Joke or Riddle
why did the banker quit his job?
Why are mountains so funny?
What has four eyes but can't see?
Why did Percy Jackson love the alphabet?
Ellie's parents have three kids snap crackle and?
what has keys but can't open locks?
What's a cat's favourite colour?!
in a round house lives a rich family. One day, the parents go on a date leaving the children at home. When they come back, the children have disappeared. They were only three people at home during that time, the chef who was cooking, the gardener who was trimming the bush and the maid who was cleaning the corner. Who did the crime?
The red house is near the sea, the yellow house is in the forest, the blue house is in the middle of the city and the purple house is the fields. Where is the white house
Why did the robber take a shower after robbing a house?
What is twins' favourite letter?
What has 4 legs in the beginning, 2 legs in the middle, and 3 legs at the end.
What do you call a lion that swims in the sea?
why did the skeleton go to the party alone.
Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
WHY DID THE LIZARD CROSS THE ROAD?
A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR. WHAT DID HE SAY?
A cowboy road off on Friday and came back on Friday how did he do it!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Why do French people eat snails?
What do you call a pony with a cough?
What did one hat say to the other?
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?