Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
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WHY DID THE LIZARD CROSS THE ROAD?
A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR. WHAT DID HE SAY?
A cowboy road off on Friday and came back on Friday how did he do it!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Why do French people eat snails?
What do you call a pony with a cough?
What did one hat say to the other?
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
What do you call a magic dog?
Why can't you watch a movie with a cat?
What do you call a fruit that is very sympathetic?
What is a birds favorite drink?
What colour is a party pooper?
What month has 28 days?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What did the mama horse say to the baby horse when it stayed up late??
I have a front and a back, But no brain, no lungs, and no heart. What am i???
I have 13 hearts, But no lungs, No brain, and no feet. What am i??
why did the grade two-er crose the rode
you see a boat full of people. you look away and when you look back you see no single person on the boat. how?