Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
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What starts with an E and ends with an E but only has one letter?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
why is the docter mad
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
A teacher and a doctor love the same girl. The doctor would give the girl a flower every day, and the teacher would give her an apple. Why?
what is yours but other people use more than you ?
what can you break without touching ?
What do you call cheese thats not yours?????
what has a head and a tail but no body ?
Why do trees hate math?
Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
What is one thing (that's as light as a feather) that even the strongest person can't hold for even a minute?
what do you call a UFO with ketchup?
Knock Knock (Who’s their) Tank (Tank who)
HOW DID THE SNAKE GET IN TO HOGWORTS?
Knock Knock (Who’s their) Boo (Boo who)
Knock Knock (Who’s there) Who (Who who)
What do you say when you're about to leave a movie theater
Knock Knock (Who’s there) Orange (Orange who)
what do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
Why did the police give the sheep a ticket?
what animal is good at playing baseball
Knock knock. Who's there? Pileup. Pileup who?
why did the cow cross the road?
What did the house wear?