What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Joke by: Hei Hei
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Why was the pair of pants in a gravestone?
BECAUSE HE RIPPED!!!!!
get it R.I.P rip
Posted May 17, 2022
What is the opposite of dominos?
Domi Doesn't Know
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny!
What rhymes with a carrot but isn’t orange?
A parrot! 🦜
Posted May 15, 2022
Leaf me alone and stop knocking on the door!
Posted May 14, 2022
When the dark comes to the light, what is in the middle?
What did the moon say to the sun before sunrise?
It's time to rise and shine! :D
What does "tpl" stand for?
toronto public library
t p l
What is in the middle of Toronto?
The letter 'O'
Why did the boy eat the homework?
cuz the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What's red black and white all over?
A penguin with a rash, a bleeding panda, a sunburned raccoon, a blushing zebra
What should you do if you like Dracula?
You should join his fang club!
Why did the two not want any food?
They already eight!
Posted May 13, 2022
Two customers went to the supermarket. They said, "Let us in." What are they going to buy?
Posted May 12, 2022
What do you do on backwards day?
Nothing because you backward the backwards day.