Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
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What has to be broken before you use it?
I'm tall when I'm young, but I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
Knock knock. "whos there?' Banana. "banana who?" Knock knock! "uhh, whos there?.." Banana! "banana who?" Knock knock!! "oh my god, WHO IS THERE?!" Orange. "ORANGE WHO?!"
a man was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat, but didnt get a single strand of his hair wet. why is that?
What pan we cannot cook?
What gate can you never enter?
what did the mother cow say to it's baby at night?
What tastes better than it smells?
why was 6 afraid of 7
what has 4 fingers and a thumb but is not alive?
What's the backward name of Tacocat?
Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Why does 10 + 10 = 11 + 11?
Why did the banana go the doctor
what's a ghost's fav fruit?
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
what cries with no eyes?
what has hands but can't clap
what room has no door
What steals from you when you're in your bathtub?
what does a baby computer call his dad?
why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?
why did the dad bring two-pairs of pants?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?