Jokes & Riddles
The library, because it has the most stories!
Because his keys were on his piano!
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
A nervous Shrek!
An impasta!
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
AnswerHis horse is named Friday!
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
With ten tickles!
swims
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Pick a cod, any cod!
He spent years at C!
Believe in your shelf.
It’s always overbooked!
Seven!
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Mareena
There are three doors. You have to pick one. The first one has lions who haven't eaten in years and are ready to attack, the second has just a big sea and the last has just a dark room. Which one will you go through?
AnswerThe first, because the lions haven't eaten in years so they're probably dead.
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Posted Sep 14, 2021
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A man sat on three legs and had one leg on his lap, then came four legs and snatched 1 leg. The man ran on two legs with three legs chasing four legs. What happened?
AnswerThe man had a chicken on his lap and he was on a 3 legged stool and a dog came stole the chicken and then the man ran with the 3 legged stool.
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Posted Sep 01, 2021