Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
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HAVE YOU HEARD THE RUMOS ABOUT BUTTER?
HOW DO YOU THROW A PARTY IN SPACE?
Why did the painting run away
What is the math teacher’s favourite bakery food?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
YOU WALK INTO A ROOM WITH A MONKEY RABBIT AND A BIRD. WHO IS THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM
WHAT GOES UP WHEN THE RAIN GOES DOWN?
why did the elephant cross the road?
What do you call a horse that lives beside you?
Knock knock…who’s there… interrupting cow... interru-
Why did the math book look sad?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo Who?
why did the horse keep on falling down
Why are fish so smart?
what can you steal and not pick up at the same time?
What did one ocean say to the other?
A woman was reading in her single-person apartment unit when she heard a knock on the door. When she opened the door a man was standing there. he man said "I'm sorry I thought this was my room." As soon as he left the woman went inside and called security. Why?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left home?
I'd avoid that sushi if I were you.
What do two French fries say when they have not seen each other?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
what does a bucket say when it's sick????????????
Where do hamsters go for vacation?
How do you make a witch itch?
Simon‘s dad had four sons Bill, Bob and Tony, who is the fourth one?