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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a hour?
The letter M!
Posted Jan 26, 2021
What has a head in the night but loses it in the morning?
What goes up and down but does not move?
Numbers, weight or temperature.
What starts with T, ends with T and has T inside?
When you go in the bathroom you're Canadian, when you come out you're Canadian. What are you when you're in the bathroom?
Posted Jan 25, 2021
Do you have a blue key?
Do you have a yellow key?
Do you have a green key?
Do you have a pink key?
yes! you do have a pink key, it's your fifth finger!
What has keys but can't unlock a door?
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
There are three things that are impossible to do:
1. count your hair
2. wash your eyes out with soap
3. breathe with your tongue out
Please stick your tongue back in, you look very funny!
What has ears but can't hear anything?
What kind of room is edible?
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Take it to a scary movie!
What did the police officer say to the popsicle?
What room has no doors or windows?
What did the snowman ride to school?
Posted Jan 22, 2021