Jokes & Riddles

Knock knock, who’s there? Who who who

There once was a man named Johnny who really loved jalapenos. One day when he was in the market, he asked a nearby salesman where the jalapenos were placed. The salesman said "I'll see", left, bur didn't come back. Since there was no one else nearby to ask, Johnny had to find the jalapenos for himself. Minutes later he found the jalapenos. Where did Johnny find the jalapenos?

what starts with the letter e and ends with the letter e but only has one letter?

how do you make a tissue dance?

There was a Viking with long red hair whose name was Rudolph. One day he was standing in front of his house looking around and smelling the air. Suddenly, he told his wife, "It is gonna rain, im sure." His wife said, "How can you be so sure?"

1. If there are 100 bricks on a airplane and one falls out, how many bricks will there be left? 2. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? 3. How do you put a elephant in a fridge? 4. The lion kings son is hosting a birthday party with all the animals in he land invited. At the party, Only one animal didn't show up. What animal was it? 5. A girl named Alyssa wanted to cross a deadly river with killer crocodiles that called the place home. There was no bridge nor trunks of trees in the river, yet she crossed without dying. How did she do that? 6. When Alyssa get out of the river, she dies. How does she die?

why did the cow cross the road?

what do call a someone with no body or nose

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

where do snowman put there money?

what did one i say to the other i?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why did the clock get in trouble at school

I am a bird named after a fruit, What am I?

What do you call fake spaghetti?

What does the egg do after he was told a joke?

Two pickles fell out of a jar what did the first one say?

Why do scientists not trust atoms?

What do you call a train made of gum

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

There was a round house. the mom and dad had gone away to shop, but they left a jar of cookies. John was eating lunch, Elliah was reading a book in the corner of the house and, Bob was jumping on the trampoline, but when Mom and dad came back the cookie jar was empty. Who ate the cookies??

What is once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

A mom has 3 kids their names are Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. So what is the moms name.

is your refrigerator running