Why does Anna like summer?

Why has Elsa never had a balloon?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party?

What do birds give out on Halloween?

I have cities, but no houses I have mountains, but no trees I have water, but no fishes What am I?

I don't have a house but I have a room where I hide and sleep in. What am I?

What kind of bear doesn't have teeth?

What time does Roger Federer sleep? 😴

What falls but never hits the ground?

What was the easiest subject in ancient Rome?

What type of candy is always late?

A bird was flying and it dropped an egg but it did not fall. Why?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce! Lettuce who?

What do you call it when an evil worm takes over the world?

Why did the boy put sugar under his pillow when he went to bed?

Why was the man so happy at the barbecue?

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? 🤔

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

What's a math book's favourite food?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

What is a raven called when she stings?

What has 26 letters but only three syllables?

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?

What do you call a cat eating a lemon?

What do you call two banana peels?

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

What goes up and never goes down?

100 children and 100 ants stood under a tiny umbrella. How come they did not get a bit wet?

What has a tail but not a head?

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Why was the soccer stadium so cool?

What is a ghost's favourite dessert?

What do you call a bear that is in charge of a bbq?

What has only 1 letter but goes around the whole wide world?

Bob rode on his pig to a hotel. He arrived on Sunday and left 3 days later but he left on Saturday. How is that possible?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do cows like?

What has a tail and a head but no body?

What tree has hands?

What question can you never say yes to?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Why are clocks so smart?

What do you call a sad strawberry?

I am lighter than air but a hundred people cannot lift me. Careful, I am fragile. What am I?

Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting chicken! Inter-

What goes around the world and stays it a corner?

Why was the baseball stadium so windy?

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

What did the dragon say to his mate after the dragon dreamt of a knight slaying him?

Why is it that the thing you're looking for is always in the last place you look?

What do you call a cow with no tail?

When do you buy a chick?

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill?

What has a lot a holes but can hold water?

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

The pink house is made out of pink bricks and the blue house is made out of blue bricks. What is the green house made of?

What do pigs give each other on Valentine's Day?

How do donkeys open the door?

How do monkeys open the door?

What country is the most slippery?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Inside a green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house Inside the red house there was a lot of little black babies What am I?

You buy me taken apart, To redo what has been undone; Four of my pieces have one sharp corner, The rest of them have none. What am I?

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

My math teacher called me average.

Why did the little boy stand on the corner with a loaf of bread?

What has many keys but can't open doors?

What has four eyes but can't see?

What is black and white and blue?

What is always in front of you but can't be seen?

Wanna hear a plane joke?

How do you make a tissue dance?

What did the seal block its window with?

Knock knock! Who's there? Cash! Cash who?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call a doctor that is always on call?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What is the biggest ant?

What is the biggest city?

What is the biggest rope?

What is the biggest pan?

Why do you go to bed?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why do vampires only have daughters?

omg I have a cold! :(

What did the teacher say to the student's egg drawing?

What did the teacher say to the student's egg drawing?

How do you get a pet narwhal?

Why do stars stand still?

How can a moose fly without wings?

What do you call a monkey that sits on a tree all day and eats pineapple?

You feed me and I live, yet you give me a drink and I die. What am I?

I start with a M and end with a X. I have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

One person is playing in the snow. Six people are in the city. How are the six people not in the snow?

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What animal is at a baseball game?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why can't the cat pause the remote?

Who lives under the sea with pants?

A rabbi discovered an island. It is inhabited by these small people called "Trids." Every year, the Trids climb a tall mountain and get kicked off by a giant. One year, the rabbi decides to get kicked off the mountain, but the giant wouldn't let him. What did the giant say?

What cat breed can jump higher than a skyscraper?

Someone hacked Forrest Gump's computer. What was the password?

If 6 months have 31 days and 5 have 30, how many months have 28 days?

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

What's an astronaut's favourite part of a computer?

Why did the frog get on the bus?

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Did you hear about the chance joke?

There are 10 fish in a tank. 4 died, 3 swam away, and 2 drowned. How many fish are left in the tank?

A farmer had 92 cows. How many did he have when he rounded them up?

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

What's the difference between a pig and a bird?

So a boy and a girl are in a cold room. The boy sits down in the corner of the room. The girl asks, "Why are you sitting there?"

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

Why was six afraid of seven?

What did doughnut say to a nut?

What did the baker say to the doughnut?

Knock knock! Who’s there? Ash! Ash who?

What has wings and cannot fly and you call your friend this when they are scared?

What type of table does not have legs?

What kind of flowers grow on your face?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owls go. Owls go who?

Knock, knock Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Why is six scared of seven?

What goes up and down but never moves?

I'm found in socks, scarves, mittens and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?

What kind of lion can a bunny eat?

Why did the unicorn cross the road?

When do you start on red and stop on green?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

What did Delaware?

What did Georgia drink on a hot day?

A mom had 5 kids. One was named January, one was named February, one was named March, one was named April. What was the other one's name?

What do you get when an elephant dances in a china shop?

What do you call a man who steals hamburgers?

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

What room do ghosts avoid?

What do you call a girl with a tennis racket on her head?

What bear goes around scaring other animals?

What did one tuna say to the other tuna while playing cards?

What do a good song and a tissue have in common?

What do elves learn in school?

What has hands but cannot clap?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What is the richest type of air?

Who is the king of the pencil case?

A red man lived in a red house and a blue man lived in a blue house. Who lived in the white house?

What do you call two banana peels?

Why did the man knock on his friend's door?

What's easy to get into and hard to get out of?

There is a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. Even all the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. So what colour are the stairs ?

What's bright orange and green on top and sounds like a parrot?

I am always on the dinner table but you can't eat me. What am I?

What did the orange say to the other orange's story?

Johnny's parents have three sons, Kevin, Jack, and what's the last son's name?

When the pencil asked the marker "Which way should I go? Left or right?" how did the marker answer?

What travels around the world but stays in a corner?

Why could the bicycle not stand?

What kind of pen can walk?

What kind of flower can you eat?

What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?

What appears once in a month, twice in a moment, but not in a year?

What do you call a pig that can do karate?

What is the tallest building?

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?

What student floats on water?

What student loves stew?

What student loves hamburgers?

What student was in art class?

What student is good at tennis?

What student likes to lay in front of the door?

What did the glue bottle say to the glitter?

What did the paper say to the scissors?

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Who is the king of the school supplies?

Why did the student do her homework on the airplane?

Why do fish not weigh themselves?

Why did the mouse put sugar under her son's pillow?

Why did the cat put the letter "m" into the freezer?

What is a basketball player's favourite cheese?

What did the duck say to the waiter?

Where do snowmen keep their money safe?

What is hot and needs oxygen to live, is not human and when it gets cold it will die?

What did the flower say to the bug?

Why did the banana go to see the doctor?

What store should sell M&M's?

What is black and white and blue?

What kind of candy makes you smart?

Why is the Easter Bunny good at hiding Easter eggs?

Why did the music teacher send the girl to the office?

Why did the girl eat her history test?

Where do the most famous cat rock stars live?

What happened when the teacher tied the students' shoelaces together?

What's a soda pop's favourite class?

Teacher: Can you use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?

Why did the computer teacher keep a spider in her classroom?

Why was Cinderella thrown off the soccer team?

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

Which air is the richest air?

What did the pig say to the zoglin?

What dog always knows the time?

What did the arctic say to the desert?

What are a spy's favourite shoes?

Why did the elephant cross the road?

What is a Nobel prize?

Why did the math book look so sad?

What do you find at the end of the world?

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Knock, knock! Who's there? You! You who?

What is easy to make but hard to lose?

What did one tree say to the other?

What is at the end of the rainbows?

What is the problem with twin witches?

What animal has 4 legs that use a key?

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?

Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party 🎉?

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

What goes up but never down?

When does a car stop being a car?

Knock knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

What has no nose and no body?

Why did the snowman melt?

What did the squirrel say when he saw a car driving by?

What did the skeleton say at the tea party?

Knock knock! Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who?

What did the wave say to the other wave?

What do gorillas use to open their doors?

What stinks a lot but never notices?

What never dies but becomes old in one month?

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Have you heard the joke about the skunk?

What do pigs need when they are hurt?

What time does a duck wake up?

What do you call two banana peels?

What runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps?

I have a pizza joke... What is it?

I have a construction joke. Oh, what is it?

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who?

Why did the groundhog go to the lawn?

What do trees drink at parties?

Why did the tomato blush?

What has to be broken before you use it?

What room do ghosts avoid???

What are you going to write on your history essay on?

What has hands but can't clap?

What do you get when you cross a mummy with a microphone?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

What did the people say to the weather when it was cold?

Wanna hear a joke about cheese?

What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?

What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?

why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Why did the stegosaurs need a bandage???

What do you call fake spaghetti?

Why is Santa so good at karate?

What do fireflies say when they start a race?

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

What has many eyes but cannot see?

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why are chefs mean?

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What does a triceratops sit on?

What do you call a tower that is full of eyes?

Why was the monster a bad dancer?

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

What's a frog's favourite food?

What type of tree can you find in the kitchen?

What can you feel but never see?

Who gets hit first when lightning strikes an orchestra?

What do you call a singing elf?

What is Jim's favourite sport?

How do oceans say hello to each other?

What did the pencil say to the needle?

Why did the students eat their homework?

Why do scissors love movie sets?

Why did the sheep cross the road?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

Why did the bike fall over?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Knock knock! Who's there? Cannoli. Cannoli who?

What did Frosty the Snowman eat for breakfast?

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

What has keys but can't open a door?

Why did the librarian put her pencil on the right?

If a car key opens a car and if a house key opens a house, what opens a banana?

What's the difference between a train and a teacher?

Why do you always give Elsa (from Frozen) a map?

Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?

What do people say to slow tomatoes?

Why did the girl throw butter out the window?

What do you get if you cross a worm with a gorilla?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What's the tallest building?

What is a cow's favourite holiday?

What is it called when an ant waves at you?

What was Voldemort's parents' favourite family game?

What do you use to cut through giant waves?

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

What does a snowman eat for dessert?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What does a cat say when it gets hurt?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

What do you call a very popular perfume?

What's a cat's favourite burger?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath?

What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

Why do the French like to eat snails?

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Where does a snowman keep his money?

Why was the math book sad?

What car starts with T?

What's a cat's favourite colour?

What does a sea monster eat?

What is a balloon's least favourite type of music?

What did the snowman say to the parrot?

Why do you tell actors to "break a leg?"

What did the buffalo say to his son before he left for college?

What gets wet the more it dries?

What has four wheels and flies?

What is black and white and read all over?

What gets bigger the more you take out?

What travels around the world but stays in one place?

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

How do you know that carrots are good for the eyes?

Why do some fish live in salt water?

What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a wash for a week?

Where do lobsters keep their clothes?

What do you call something that wobbles in the sky?

What do you call a horse that only comes in the night?

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Thirty White Horses On A Red Hill. First They Champ, Then They Stamp, Finally They Stand Still. What Am I?

How do you heal a balloon ?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

what fruit does a scarcrow eat

what did one eye say to the other?

what can grow and move,but cannot breath?

what do you use while taking a bath that is always a champ?

what can go up the chimminey down but can't go down the chimminey up?

Why did the cat nibble on the lampshade

why didn't the skeleton text the girl back?

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

What do sheep say when they don't know what to say?

What do you call a stinky elephant?

What did the bee say to his bully?

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

what building is the tallest?

what is the diffrents between a teacher and a train?

Did you know Santa likes coffee? Why does Santa put Prancer and Dancer at the front of his line?

Why is the library the biggest place in the school?

what has a bed but does not sleep, and runs but never walks

Why did the sheep cross the road

why did the boy throw his watch out the window?

What kind of bug likes to sleep?

What does a mother cow say to the baby cow to make it move?

what do you call a singing elf?

What is easy to get in but hard to get out.

were do birds go to school

why is an ocean friendly?

why do you never give Elsa a balloon

how does a elephant spray water with its trunk?

What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?

When is a doctor most annoyed?

What did the baseball glove say to the Ball?

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

What room do ghosts avoid?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

what does a narwhal, a sloth, and penguin have in common?

WHY IS 6 AFAYED OF7

WHY DID THE COOKIE GO TO THE DOCTOR

what do you call a cat inside a dog.

What did the number8 say to the number 0

what did 5 say to 6?

what did 2 campfires say to one another?

Where do huskies live?

Where do huskies live?

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he was going to school.

When do you go to the dentest?

why did the banana go to the docter?

one night a king and a queen went fishing the queen got the first fish. The king got the second fish. Who got the third fish?

what kind of flake dose a snow man eat?

What do you call cats on to top of each other

I get wetter and wetter the more you dry

What do you call an ice cream cone on a plane?

What do you call a pizza with a hole?

What do gardeners use to bake a cake?

Hey, you, yes you. Wanna hear a joke about vegetables?

Where do puffins live?

what did A say to B???????????????

What is the snakes favourite object🐍

what is the snowman's last name

where did the cat go to for her vacation?

Why was six afraid of seven?

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

What type of bear has no teeth?

what did the wall say to the floor?

why did the teddy bear not eat it's dessert?

What's a sushi's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a train chewing gum?

How do you throw a party in space?

what is the coldest country?

Where do horses go when they are sick?

what do u call a candy that is always late?

what does a ghost wear on a rainy day

how to eat a snowman?

how can a snowman breathe?

what happens when you put cake in a pan?

What has a head, a body and no nose?

How do you get a tissue to dance

What’s a baby’s favorite thing to do in basketball

What do you call a sleeping bull

What’s a fish called with no I

There were two birds sitting in a tree 1 named Pete and the other named repeat if Pete fell who was left?

Why can’t Santa put gloves on?

what is the coldest country?

what happends when a cake gets slapped with a pan?

what bird loves construction ?

why did the snowman eat his nose

what does the jalapeno do ???

why did the turkey cross the street????

yesterday I saw a guy spill his scrabble letters on the road

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

why do we tell actors to " break a leg" ?

what does a narwhal call its otter friend?

Why did the banana go to the doctor’s?

What do you call a monkey with a Banana in each ear?

why did the teeddy bear didnt eat his desert

what did the cow say to the other cow

What did the paper say to the pencil?

knock knock. who's there? amos. amos who?

What's a snake's favourite subject?

What's a bird's favourite app?

What did the tomato say to the other tomato?

how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh

what did the floor say to the floor.

what did the tomato say to the other tomato during the race?

what did the clock say to the other clock?

What did the person say to the other person???????

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

What did the tomato say to the other tomato when they had a race?

what is a math teachers favorite tree?

why don't you give Elsa a balloon?

What is a fly's favorite food?

what can dance but has no legs? what can sing but has no mouth?

what does a cat nap on?

What can you swallow, but can also swallow you?

how do you weigh a fish?

What do you call an alligator that is wearing a vest?

what did the witch say to the other?

Whats the hottest spot in a house?

an old lady went to the bank and ask the manager hows my balance?

what did the traffic light say to the car?

How do you weigh a fish?

why do I not trust stairs

What Does a astronaut keep his lunch in?

what is a cat's favourite breakfeast?

What do you call a Monkey in a Minefield?

what did the tree wear to the pool?

knock knock who's there turnip turnip who...

what do you call a dinosaur that eat cars

what did the cat say to the other cat

What runs but never walks and what has a mouth but no eyes.

what starts with t and ends with t and is full of t

why don't you give elsa a ballon?

what did the wall say to the other wall?

What did the wall say to the other wall?

what did a shark eat for lunch

What has a bed with no pillow and runs but never walks?

When is a doctor most annoyed?

What room do ghosts avoid?

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

what has a tail and a head but no body

WHERE DOE STHE GENERAL KEEP HIS ARMIES?

What did the tornado say to the other tornado

why did the banana go to the doctor

Why did the Dino cross the road

Where do cows go on there first date?

why did the kid throw a clock out the window

what goes up but never goes down

what is tall when young but short when old?

When I am tall I am young and when I am short I am old What I am?

Why did the chicken cross The road?

Why did the king go to the dentist?

whats a Canadian astronaut's favourite chocolate?

why did the kid throw butter out the window

chocolate ask's a question to his friend milk"what coffee type always comes late

how do you get to the bottom of a tower with fire on the top, dogs underneath, sand under that, and witches on the bottom??????????????

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

why did i cook today

why did the chicken cross the road

what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Who likes to roll around

what did big bob say?

what's a monster's favourite sweet treat ??????????

what did the grape say when he got stepped on

How did the geography drown??

A man didn't sleep for 365 days at night, how did he do that?

why did the dog cross the road

why did the cow cross the road?

What did the banana eat

what does a bee say mad?:)

what type of book do mice like the best?

Why is an upside down 6 afraid of 7?

where does the snow queen get her ice cream?

what is a tree s favorite drinck

What is a pirate's favorite letter

WHY DID THE PIC GO TO JAIL

what phones do people in prison use

what goes up but never goes down?

What has holes in it but still holds water?

knock knock who`s there trick who

why can't you tell a egg a joke?

why did the melon go into the water?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

a sloth was attacked by 4 snails and the sloth reported it to the police.

why did the gum cross the road?

what do you call a fish with no eye?

what is the most delicious monument?

What do you call a cow who is a boy?

what did the math book say to the math book

What did the math book say to the other math book

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer

what did the duck say to the rooster

What do you get when you add 1 beside another 1?

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

what does a leaf say when they want you to leave

wath's thi black and whithe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

what do you get when you put a red rock it water

what goes up and never goes down.

why did the chicken go home

I have a tail and a head but no body, who am I?

what is always in the water but never gets wet?

what goes up but never goes down?

how do you be nice to squirrel

You peel the outside of me then You boil me then You only eat the outside of me

why did the teacher where sun glasses

Why do you not give Elsa a balloon?

Why should you always think inside the box?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Are monsters any good at math?

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

a cowboy rode in town on Friday he stayed 3 days and left on Friday how did he do it?

what do you get from crossing a snowman and a vampire?

why does a cat want to crawl

what do we call a fairy that doesn't bath

why do segals fly over the sea not the bay?

WITCH LETTER WILL HURT YOU IF YOU GET TO CLOSE

What is Thor"s favorite food?

What is Thors favorite food?

WHAT IS BLACK ,WIHTE AND RED EVERYWHERE?

What time is it?

Why did Grace bring a ruler to bed?

Why did the mouse bring a ruler to sleep?

what do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

What do you do when your computer freezes?

Why did the gum cross the road?

Why did multiple chickens cross the road?

Why did the robot cross the road?

what kind of car do kittens drive ?

what starts at red and ends at stops at white and green and black?

What start with T and filled with T and ends with T?

What never goes up and ends at green?

What do you call a band made by cows?

When a teacher asked her class to write a sentence using gladiator, what did one student write?

Why was six afraid of seven?

Why does the seagull fly above the sea and not the bay?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

what do you call a turtle that flies?

what do snakes eat?

What is that has sea but no water and it has city but no people.

why did the snowman melt on winter

Why did centiped's mother cry when its kids ask something to buy?

What has a head and a tail but no body?

What happens when you throw a blue and yellow rock into water?

what`s up?

what do you get when corn is near a POP!?

Why was the heavy guy impatient?

Why was George Washington named like that?

Why Did The Cow Cross the road?

What do you get when a snowman crosses a vampire?

why a book has ears?

why was the clock sad?

why is the sea salty?

why did the farmer cross the road?

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

What do you call a milk in a blizzard?

what did the mother dog call her puppies when they came the snow ?

when do you go at red at stop at green?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

how do bees comb there hair ?

why did da goat cross da road?

Where do you find an apple?

What goes up but never comes down?

What runs but does not walk?

How can you tell an ocean is friendly?

why did the frog cross the road .

why did the chicken cross the road?

Which starts with "T" end with "T" and filled with "T"?

What belongs to you but others use more than you?

What did the tree say to the stone?

Knock Knock Who's there? Julia! Julia who...

What do you call a train with a lot of bubblegum in it?

Why did the cow cross the road?

When do you go on red and stop on green?

what did an eye say to the other eye

what is a cat best colour

Why did Tiger look in the toilet?

why is ten afraid of seven

What did summer say to spring?

what did the eraser say to the pencil

You can see me,put me in a bucket,and i'll make it lighter.What am I?

what USA state has the smallest drinks?

what did one hat say to the other hat?

WHAT GOES DOWN BUT NEVER UP ?

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

what fruit outside is green inside is red and seed is black

why did the chikin cross the park

what fruit outside is green inside is red and seed is black?

why did the ice have holes in him ?

why don't you give Elsa a balloon?

what did the potato said to the tomato

a electric train is going north, which way is the smoke going?

What did the one plate say to the other?

what do you call a worm in king arthers court ?

what did batman get for valentines day?

what does a cow and duck like to eat

if a horse breaks its leg ware does it go.

why did the boy throw butter out the window

what did the grape say when he got stepped on

why did you go on red and stop at green

how do you find a miskito bite

what did the anoying cow said to the man?

What do you get when you cross a fan and a ghost?

what type of tears did the baby cry when he was happy?

what did the sushi say to the bee ?

WHAT GOES UP BUT NEVER COMES DOWN ?

what's sweet but not food?

Who has no body and no nose?

Why was the toilet paper roll afraid to cross the the road.

What do a cow on the ground??????

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a fake noodle?

what do you call a man with a rubber toe???????

knock knock whos their boo boo who

What did the ketchup say to the slow bacon?

whats the only dog you can eat

why did the cow cross the road

Why did the chicken get a cast?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Why is there a fence around the cemetery?

Which building has the most stories?

whats a ten letter word that starts on gas

what do firefighters eat with soup?

how did a man jump of a building ?

what animal is best at playing baseball

what do you eat to be smarter.

what is the asternaut's favourite chocolate ?

Where do birds go on dates?

what is a cows favorite activity

why did the bird cross the street

Why did a boy take a ladder to school

What does a sign have to do with being late?

Why didn't the physics teacher never get along with the biology teacher?

what is the strongest animal in the world?

what do librarians take when they go fishing?

were did the egg go for its trip?

what did the turkey say at the casino?

Why did the teddy bear not eat the sandwich?

why did a kid eat his home work?

what did the tissue say do your nose for it to dance?