Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
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what do you call a magic dog
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did the triangle say to the circle after the circle couldn't help the triangle?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
what does an egg drive to go to school???
Why did the aliens take the cows?
Did you hear about the pirate who became a great chef?
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
Some people pick their nose...
Where do werewolves purchase gifts?
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
What do you give a scientist with bad breath?
How can a frog jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?
What do you call two birds in love?
What’s it called when French fries hang out?
Why did the two rabbits get on so well?
Why are bunnies so great at catch?
Why was the broom late for work?
Why was the tree so un-reliable?
Bob's parents have four children. North, East, South, and ___. What was the fourth child's name?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the student climb up the school??
Why did the banana go to the doctor??