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Where do mice get a new tail?

What did snowmen eat for lunch?

What computer part is the fastest?

What type of candy is never on time?

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

What the best part of Switzerland?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

why was the mathbook sad

Why are humans so musical?

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What did the chicken eat for lunch?

why did the chicken move to a new home?

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Why is a hockey arena so hot after a game?

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There's a new restaurant called Karma

Why do we say break a leg to actors/actresses?

Someone stole my mood ring

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what do bees you to brush their hair?

Which is the tallest building in the world?

How many tickles does it take to tickle a octopus?

what do you call a pig that does karate

Why did the monkey not tell his joke about butter?

what's a cats favourite chocolate

A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?

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what contry does the cat like best?

what's a cats favorite drink?

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What did the cherries do with the treasure?

what do you get when you cross a pastry with a snake

what sauce makes you on time when you're late ?

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What do you call a snake that got eaten?

What do you call a cow that plays a guitar?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

One week ago, my sister asked me to pass her the lipstick. But I accidentally passed her a glue stick...

Today at the bank, an old lady told me to check her balance

why was 8 afraid of 7

How many letters are in the alphabet?

knock knock? whos there? Boo. Boo who?

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were do snowflakes go to dance

what is the hungriest number?

where do milkshakes come from?

what has many holes but carries water

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What do sea monsters eat?

what do you call a can opener that doesn't work？

What is the most polite month?

what do you call a nacho that got snatched

what is the hungriest number??

what breaks once you say it??

what did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil??

what is a cats faviroute color??

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Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

why was the skeleton lonely

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What do you call a bee that lives in the u.s.a.

What did the riddler do?

What did the cow say?

What do you get when you cross a wizard and a bear?

What do you call a trceritops that trys AlOT?

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how are two banana peels like shoes?

Why did the penguin walk to the other side?

what did the hat say to the other hat in the store ?

What did the cow say to the other?

what type of lions can you find in your front yard.

I can be as small as a pea, or as large as the sea, and I don't belong to the person who bought me, what am I?

What did the egg say to the pther egg?

I have keys but no doors.You can come but never leave.What am I ?

What did the Pacific Ocean Say to the Atlantic ocean?

What do you get when you mix a vampire with a snowman?

Why did the gum cross the road?

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what did the bee say to the sushi?

What has eight legs 0 fingers(and toes) and horrible sight

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What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

Why can't you play hockey with pigs.

WHY IS SANTA SO GOOD AT KARATE

why was the stadium so hot?

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what does Cinderella wear when she goes swimming?

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

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why did he lion eat a tight rope walker.

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Why did the Zebra cross the road ?

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Why did the Dr. get angry?

Why did the seagulls stay by the sea?

Why did the Ipad go to the Dentist?

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green is a good colour.

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Why don't couples workout

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KNOCK KNOCK... WHO IS THERE?

how do you get rid of a butter cups tears

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

What room do ghosts avoid?

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

What has space but no room,has Enter but no Exit,has locks but no keys.

Why did the teacher send the clock to the office?

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance.

What lights up a soccer field?

why was 8 afraid of 7?

When do you stop at green and go y red?

What did the corn have for breakfast?

Knock,Knock.who's there?carry,carry who?

What has a lot of keys but can't open a door?

What has a head and a tail but no body?

Why is it hot outside when it's Sunday?

some thing that flies but doesn't cry, takes people in and out.

what do you call a cow with no legs

What has a tali a head but no body

What is fast,loud and crunchy.

Why did the teddy bear say no to the dessert.

why did the cow want to cross the road

Wanna hear a joke about construction?

Why were basketball players messy with cookies?

Why are basketball players messy eaters?

there is a dog in the blue house, there is a cat in the red house and who lives in the green house?

what season is it when you are on a trampoline?

have you heard of the movie constipation?

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what do you call a cow in a earthquack?

Do you wonder why coffee tastes like dirt?

Knock, knock!!! Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

what do you call a wasp that's jealous of a bee?

what do you give a sick bird

What did the dog say to the human?

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

Do you see that cat over there?

Why did everyone boo at the bat?

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

Why did the apple cross the road?

What did the buffalo say to his son wen he whent to college?

What do witches learn at school???

What do you call a fake pasta

why did the otter cross the road?

What did one decimal say to the other decimal?

A cowboy rides into a town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday.How did he do it.

What goes up but never goes down?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

What has a mouth but can't talk,a bank but no money,and has a lot of things in it but never takes it out？

What would Elsa do if you give her a ballon?

what is always coming but that never comes

Why are koala's the only animals with jobs?

WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO PEE?

what is a cow's favourite music?

what is a cows favorite song

What do you call a banana in half?

knock knock who's there? needle needle who?

what did the wall say to the other wall?

what did the dressing say to the lettuce?

what has legs but no arms?

how does a train eat?

What has an head and tail but no body?

why did the banana go to the doctor

whey did the turtle cross the road?

What runs but doesn't walk, what has banks but no money, what is a body but does not have hands, legs or a head?

Why did the chiken cross the road

why didn't the bear cross the road?

Why does everybody like Mister Mushroom?

what do you call a cow with no legs?

Why do we tell actors/actresses to “break a leg?”

were do cows go for the holaday

In a house, in a room, on a table there was milk and under the table was a ghost, what happened to the milk?

what do you call a witch with sand on her?

Why did the bird cross the kitchen?

What has a tail but no legs?

Why was the math book depressed?

What's Barbie's way to cook?

what is the hardest bean a farmer can grow ?

Why were the baseball players so hot?

What starts with an "m" and ends with an "x" and has many letters inside?

What is a cow's favourite song?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Why did the chicken cross the playground

why did the guy throw his clock in the air?

Why did the student eat his homework?

Why was there an ambulance at the vegetable's party?

what do you call a pig who does karate

what day do potatoes hate the most

what is jasmine tiger favourite food?

what do you call a dinosaur when it's sleeping

what do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Which sea animal eats mints?

Where do snowmen keep their money?

Why did the mouse carry the ladder to the school?

Why don't mountains get cold?

What is a dentist's favourite dance move?

what does a lemon use when it gets hurt?

What does Jack Frost like about School

why didn't the teddy bear finish its dinner

What is so light but the strongest man living, can't hold?

How do you cut a wave in half?

Where do ghosts shop?

What goes around the world but stays in one corner?

how does snow make you rich?

why did the banana go to the doctor?

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

Why is camping so stressful?

why is a gem so pretty

how did the baluga and killer whale attract?

If Georgie was 10 and his sibling was half his age, how old would his sibling be when he is 100?

What is there a fence around the cemetery?

Why does Peter Pan always flying?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in garden?

What do you call a fairy who needs a bath?

Why should you NEVER race a cheetah ?

Why was the pencil so sad ?

Why did the pony go to the doctor ?

Why should you never trust particles ?

what do tree's drink?

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Why did the mouse throw the clock out the window?

why did the truck jump over the car?

why did the tree that loved math so sad？

how does the barber get to work so early

where do sheep go to get there hair cut

what do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call fake spaghetti?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call cheese that's not yours

Knock-knock Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

what is a cow with a calculator called

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

what did the piece of cheese say to the other?

What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?

knock,knock who's there? cow go cow go who

why can't you give elsa a ballon?

what did the wasabi say to the bee?

What do give a bird when its sick

Why is there a fence around a cemetery

what's black and white with red all over

Why didn't the computer eat its sandwich?

What do flowers drink?

Why was the math book sad?

Knock knock Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who?

Why did the hot mini marshmallow go to Minnesota?

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?