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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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What do you call a dog that likes to budge in on your conversations?
Posted Nov 30, 2020
What did the iPad say to the other iPad when he was tired?
I need a tech break! 😰😰
What do you call one unicorn?
A Uno-Corn! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
🤣Because she will Let It Go!🤣
What do elves learn in school?
What did the teddy bear say when he was finished dinner?
Posted Nov 28, 2020
Why is Santa so good at karate?🥋
Cause he has a black belt!
Posted Nov 26, 2020
Two cucumbers were about to roll off a counter. What did one say to the other?
We're in a real pickle here!
Why are eggs bad comedians?
Instead of making their audiences laugh, they crack each other up!
Which princess smells the worst?
What is a shark's favourite game?
Why is Daffy Duck the worst basketball player?
He keeps getting "fowl" balls!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed!
What song makes houses scream?
How do oceans say hello to each other?