Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
Write Your Joke or Riddle
What did the turtle say to her friend, the whale, when the whale asked where she lives?
Why should you never give a baloon to Elsa?
What has four legs but can't walk?
knock knock, whos there? spell, spell who?
I turns your hand red Water puts me to sleep. What am I?
why does spider man always remember to flush the toilet
what has a head but no body
Knock Knock Who's There? Who? Who Who?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAST GRANDMA
why was the banana in the hospital?
why did hulk go to the doctor?
What do you call a mountain of cats
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
Why did the painting go to jail?
Why did the zombie go to the Wonder Park
what did the ocean say to the shore
What Do You Call An American Bee?
What question did a country ask when the United Kingdom was sad?
When do you know when winter is here?
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Why did the dog jump into the pool?
why did the robber jump in the shower?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia.