Jokes & Riddles

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WHAT DID THE SEA SAY TO THE OCEAN?

Posted: Feb 3, 2026
Pneumonoultramicroscopislilcovolcanoconniosis is the longest word in English

What room has no roof, floor, windows, door and walls?

Posted: Feb 3, 2026
alison

What do you call a bear with no ears

Posted: Feb 2, 2026
gumball girl whit pizza

what do you get when you cross a snowman whit a vampire

Posted: Feb 2, 2026
unicorn girl

why did the cookie go to the docter

Posted: Jan 30, 2026
unicorn girl

a man was in the rain whit no hat. when it stopped his hair wasent wet. why?

Posted: Jan 30, 2026
mimi

why was the math book so sad

Posted: Jan 29, 2026
Dandy's world

What has 88 keys but has no door what am I?

Posted: Jan 26, 2026
seyldnem

What did the cop say to his belly button?

Posted: Jan 26, 2026
seyldnem

What do you call a pile of cats?

Posted: Jan 26, 2026
toopy&benoo

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper

Posted: Jan 23, 2026
ishowspeed

what do you call a gator wearing a vest?

Posted: Jan 23, 2026
ishowspeed

how do trees get on the internet?

Posted: Jan 23, 2026
ishowspeed

why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Posted: Jan 23, 2026
sike 67

what seafood steals other peoples spotlight

Posted: Jan 21, 2026
haanfar

which way does the gas go on a electric train.

Posted: Jan 19, 2026
Candy at

What are cheerleaders favourite breakfast

Posted: Jan 19, 2026
Candycat

Why did the dinosaur cross the street

Posted: Jan 19, 2026
BLIND BANDIT

You throw a white hat into the red sea WHAT DOES IT BECOME

Posted: Jan 19, 2026
Ally

Why can’t the pirate sing his alphabet?

Posted: Jan 19, 2026
Mouse

How to say move to a cow?

Posted: Jan 14, 2026
joking girl

knock knock who is there?? dishes dishes who???

Posted: Jan 14, 2026
THE JOKE MASTER!!!!!!

What did one hat say to the other hat??????

Posted: Jan 14, 2026
Queen67

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Posted: Jan 14, 2026
67

why was the math book sad?

Posted: Jan 14, 2026