What did the snowman eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey comb!
Posted Feb 15, 2019
Why did the chicken cross the playground
To get to the other slide
why did the guy throw his clock in the air?
to see time fly
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Posted Feb 12, 2019
Why was there an ambulance at the vegetable's party?
Because the DJ dropped the beat!
what do you call a pig who does karate
pork-chop
what day do potatoes hate the most
friday
Posted Feb 10, 2019
what is jasmine tiger favourite food?
frosted flakes!
what do you call a dinosaur when it's sleeping
a dinosnore
what do ghosts use to wash their hair?
sham-boo!
Posted Feb 09, 2019
Which sea animal eats mints?
A mintarey.
Posted Feb 08, 2019
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In snow banks!
Why did the mouse carry the ladder to the school?
because it want to get high school!
Posted Feb 07, 2019
Why don't mountains get cold?
Because they have snow caps.
What is a dentist's favourite dance move?
The Floss
Posted Feb 06, 2019
what does a lemon use when it gets hurt?
lemon aid
What does Jack Frost like about School
Snow and tell
why didn't the teddy bear finish its dinner
Because it was stuffed
Posted Feb 05, 2019
What is so light but the strongest man living, can't hold?
Breath
Posted Feb 04, 2019
How do you cut a wave in half?
With a sea saw!
Where do ghosts shop?
At the Boo-tique!
What goes around the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp
how does snow make you rich?
you can make banks with it.
why did the banana go to the doctor?
because he was not peeling well.
Posted Feb 03, 2019
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name
Why is camping so stressful?
It's always in tents!
Posted Feb 02, 2019
why is a gem so pretty
because there so rare
how did the baluga and killer whale attract?
they had magnets:)
If Georgie was 10 and his sibling was half his age, how old would his sibling be when he is 100?
His sibling is 95.
What is there a fence around the cemetery?
Because people are dying to go there...
Posted Feb 01, 2019
Why does Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands.
Posted Jan 31, 2019
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn have ears and the beanstalk.
What do you call a fairy who needs a bath?
Stinker Bell
Why should you NEVER race a cheetah ?
They will cheat - ah
Posted Jan 29, 2019
Why was the pencil so sad ?
He thought he was pointless
Why did the pony go to the doctor ?
She was feeling horse !
Why should you never trust particles ?
they make up everything
what do tree's drink?
root beer!
why did the giraffe speak to the trees
because it is to tall
Posted Jan 28, 2019
Why did the mouse throw the clock out the window?
To see time Fly
why did the truck jump over the car?
don't be silly truck's don't jump
why did the tree that loved math so sad？
because he had square roots!
Posted Jan 27, 2019
how does the barber get to work so early
because he knows all the shortcuts
where do sheep go to get there hair cut
to the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarber
what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Posted Jan 26, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do you call cheese that's not yours
Nachocheese
Posted Jan 25, 2019
Knock-knock Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
what is a cow with a calculator called
a cow caculator
Posted Jan 24, 2019
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa
what did the piece of cheese say to the other?
never mind it was too cheesy!
What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?
mountains
Posted Jan 22, 2019
knock,knock who's there? cow go cow go who
No silly cow go moo!
why can't you give elsa a ballon?
because she might let it go
what did the wasabi say to the bee?
whatsup bee
What do give a bird when its sick
A tweetment
Posted Jan 21, 2019
Why is there a fence around a cemetery
People are dying to get in there
what's black and white with red all over
a zebra with a sunburn
Why didn't the computer eat its sandwich?
It already had a byte
Posted Dec 05, 2018
What do flowers drink?
A root beer
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
Knock knock Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name!
Posted Dec 03, 2018
Why did the hot mini marshmallow go to Minnesota?
To get a mini soda.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
