Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia.
How do you make seven even
Why do melons get married?
What do frogs like to eat?
What do you call a fake noodle
What is forest gumps laptop password
what has four wheels and flies?
why was the broom late?
whats black, white and red all over
KNOCK KNOCK
why did the kids brought a ladder to school
HAVE YOU HEARD THE RUMOS ABOUT BUTTER?
HOW DO YOU THROW A PARTY IN SPACE?
Why did the painting run away
What is the math teacher’s favourite bakery food?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
YOU WALK INTO A ROOM WITH A MONKEY RABBIT AND A BIRD. WHO IS THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM
WHAT GOES UP WHEN THE RAIN GOES DOWN?
why did the elephant cross the road?
What do you call a horse that lives beside you?
Knock knock…who’s there… interrupting cow... interru-
Why did the math book look sad?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo Who?
why did the horse keep on falling down