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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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Why are pigs good singers?
Because they always ham it up!
Posted Sep 10, 2020
Which building has the most stories?
Posted Sep 08, 2020
What does a cow say ? 🐮 🐄
Duh. 🙄 what did you think?
Posted Sep 05, 2020
What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
You get frostbite!
Posted Sep 04, 2020
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says put your gum in the trash and a train says choo choo!
I'm a band that does not play music... What am I?
A rubber band!
What kind of nut has no shell?
You can see me, but you can't touch me.
And when you see me, I'm very close...
But you still can't touch me.
Posted Sep 03, 2020
Did you hear the joke about the germ?
Never mind, I don't want it to spread!
Teacher: If I have 300 jelly beans in one hand and 200 in the other, what does it make together?
Student: A big hand!
Where do boats go when they feel sick? 🚣♀️🤒
To the dock! 🚣♀️🤒👩🏻⚕️👨🏻⚕️🥼
Posted Sep 02, 2020
Noah more jokes please!
Posted Sep 01, 2020
What is something you don't own, as big as the sky or as small as a pea?
What does a cow say when somebody is in their way?
Posted Aug 31, 2020
Howard you like to hear another joke? 😆