Jokes & Riddles

Jokes

chookmonster

what do snow people eat?

Posted: Jan 11, 2026
chookmonster

There where two cats in a race, one named one two three and one named un deux trois. what cat won?

Posted: Jan 11, 2026
fluffy

knock knock. who's there? claws. Claws who?

Posted: Jan 11, 2026
dino lover

what do you call a warm internet connection?

Posted: Jan 8, 2026
ilovetodance

whats a pirates favorite letter?

Posted: Jan 8, 2026
Ridvika

What do the elfs learn at school?

Posted: Jan 8, 2026
ilovetodance

why do dads bring an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

Posted: Jan 8, 2026
ILOVEJOKES

What can you break just by talking?

Posted: Jan 7, 2026
shivery timbers laughs

when a meteor touches earth it is called a meteorite, but, what would you call it if it doesn't touch earth?

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
i love jokes and funny stuff!

a dog walker was walking her dog and said ''this is strange! my dog only used the washroom twice but not even two!'' how can this happen????

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
Uni123

What is black and white, black and white and black and white?

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
fizzy

What do you call a fake noodle?

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
fizzy

What question can you never say yes to?

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
arwen

what's a cats favorite colour?😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
little bear🐻

where do jaguars go online shoping

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
Zoe

WHAT'S THE TALLEST BUILDING IN OUR CITY?

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
Purple butterfly

What kind of hair does the sea have?

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
Moxie the marvelous😸

what do you get when you cross a vamp and a snowman?

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
i love cheese

why did the chicken cross the amusement park?

Posted: Jan 6, 2026
Banette doll🧸

What is so fragile that even saying it breaks it?

Posted: Dec 26, 2025
bubble teabah!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Posted: Dec 26, 2025
Tuba the hubba bubba!

How can you carry water withOUT using anything?

Posted: Dec 26, 2025
hmmmmmm

knock knock who's there interrupting cow

Posted: Dec 26, 2025
hmmmmmm

why did the cow cross the road?

Posted: Dec 26, 2025
Izzy

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Posted: Dec 23, 2025