Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
Write Your Joke or Riddle
Where do cucumbers go on date night?
I have a head and a tail, but I do not have a body. What am I?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.
Why did the shark blush
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What animal got invited to the baseball game?
What has a face but cannot smile, and hands but cannot clap?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why is a Sunday stronger than a Tuesday?
What do you call a room that doesn’t have windows or a door
Want to hear a pizza joke
I took a picture of a spider
why was the spider on the computer
How does a pokemon sneeze?
how does a hot computer cool down?
What was the chicken's least favouriet day of the week?
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Why did the chicken cross the playground
what can you catch but never throw?
I have a forest, but no trees. I have an ocean, but no water. I have cities but no houses what am I?
Why did the beaver cross the road?
What is a seal's way of saying goodbye?
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
What do you call a cold dog?