Jokes & Riddles
Jokes
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It is more precious than gold It can boil and bubble If you have too little or too much There will surely be trouble
Why did the students eat their homework?
What did the hat say to the scarf ?
Why did the chick cross the road
what is a pirates favourite restaurant?
why did the sheep cross the road
If you feed me, I grow, but if you give me any drink, I will die. Who am I?
why did the cow cross the road.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?🍪
12 fishes were in a tank, 6 swam away, 2 died, how many fish are there?
3 pear farmers did not make any cash one week, but sold 581 baskets of pears $10 each. how is this possible?
why are frogs good at baseball?
How do turtles talk to each other
a man passed by Mozart's grave, and heard a strange noise coming from his grave, the next day, he heard the same noise but a little bit differrent, the third day, he was really spooked by the sounds coming from the grave, he discussed it with the pope and a priest, and they said.....
What does an ancient Egyptian mummy do at the library?
How many beans do you put in a bean soup
How many sides are on a circle
What does the nuclear scientist do in their spare time?
A lady was found unconscious in front of a store, when she called she said that she had been struck down with a baseball bat. when the cops arrived they arrested her immediately why is this.
A father and a son are driving and somehow they get in a car crash, the father and the son go to different hospitals. Later a doctor walks in the son's room and says i cant operate on this boy cause he's my son. How?
why did the tire shout out
an elephant in Africa is called lala, an elephant in asia is called lulu, what do you call an elephant in antarctica?
what do you call a magic dog
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
What did the zero say to the eight?