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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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What can you keep after giving to someone?
Posted Mar 03, 2021
What gets wet while drying?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
Did you hear about the silk worms that had a race?
It ended in a tie!!!
Posted Mar 02, 2021
What has to be cracked before using it?
Posted Mar 01, 2021
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
I'm alive but have no body, I need air, pour water on me and I die, what am I?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
Posted Feb 28, 2021
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Posted Feb 27, 2021
What is real but doesn't have matter?
A black hole!
What can you feel but not see?
How did the french fry propose to the hamburger?
With an onion ring!
Posted Feb 26, 2021
Why is cat spelled chat in French?
Because it talks/meows too much!