What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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What can you never eat for lunch?
Breakfast and Dinner
Posted Jan 27, 2022
What do you call fake money?
Monopoly money 💸
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed!!!
Posted Jan 26, 2022
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa!!
Why is there no air in space?
Because the Milky Way will expire!!
Why don't skeletons fight?
Because they don't have the guts!!
What has a ring but no finger?
Why don't penguins live in Britain?
They are scared of WALES (whales)!!
What does an injured lemon need?
A lemon aid!!
Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
Because cats like fast food!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To reach the other side!!
The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test!!
What runs but never walks?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey! (I'm 80)
Posted Jan 25, 2022