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WAI-WAI-WAIT! WHY IS THE TURTLE FAST AND STRONG WHAT??!?!?!

Posted: Mar 25, 2026
1234567

the man is playing tag and he got tag from the goose and now got the tutle

Posted: Mar 30, 2026
Meme

Stop that tickles!

Posted: Apr 15, 2026
Zehra

One day, one man is walking on the way home. Then he see a turtle. He ask the turtle: - Hey! Where are you going little turtle? The turtle says: -I am going to get some milk. -Why, are you a dad? , says man. -yes and I forgot today is my wife’s birthday! Sad turtle with a little scared voice. -and I will never come back. He continues. After that moment, the man holds the turtle so the turtle cannot go to buy some milk. - hey, let go of me! Said the turtle. The man was smiling and it make turtle so angry. In that moment the phone rings. The wife of the man calls and says something with an angry voice. - Well. The planes are changed. Said man - Now we both are going to get some milk. The next day they become besties and they go to the buy milk everyday:)

Posted: Apr 15, 2026
nickname aka reg guy persona

why are you running grandpa i only hug

Posted: May 10, 2026
Lemonade

The man is walking his turtle

Posted: May 10, 2026
I don’t know 🐺

Slow down! You’re going to fast turtle!

Posted: May 10, 2026
i yon man

he is not letting the turtle go somewhere he is not allowed to go. 'stop! i didn't know your claWS WERE SO STRONG!'

Posted: May 10, 2026
stop

the man was pulling the turtle 🐢 on every Sunday's he was mean

Posted: May 10, 2026
hahaha

It looks like the man is trying to capture the turtle, but it looks like he's a bit too.... slow

Posted: May 19, 2026
67

The guy is pulling the turtle, but the turtle is stronger than the guy

Posted: May 19, 2026
Kitcat

man loves turtle and dos not want turtle to leave

Posted: May 29, 2026
ishowspeed

Once upon a time, a man named Jordan Solex had a new dream, he had this weird dream about how he had a pet turtle and the turtle was magical. So, he went to the zoo to look at a turtle, but accidently-sort-of-on-purposely un-hooked the latch-lock on its cage, the turtle came flying out, and the man tried to steal him/her.

Posted: Jun 4, 2026
The Hero

One day somebody saw a tortoise, and beyond it was a motor bike. The tortoise was slow, but the motor bike was fast. But the man acted fast, he Helped the tortoise before the motorbike came. The tortoise Said in a deeeeeeeeep voice, thank you, The man gasped, what in the world, he said suprised, I know its weird, Said the Tortoise, but it..., the man interupted him (thats right the tortoise is a he) huh wha who HUH?????!!!! Said the Man, he fainted, he woke at 5 in the morning after a WEEEEEEEEK! Huh where Am I. uhhhhh,said the tortoise your on the side walk still, Ohhhhhh, Said the Man in a rembering kind of way. im gonna ask my wife if you can stay with me,Said the Man regulary, She Said Yea for a night or 1 week, WEEK,They said in unison. And they lived happily after ( even though one week beacame 70 year.

Posted: Jun 4, 2026