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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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Why did the gym close down??? T^T
It just didn't work out!!! :D
Posted Dec 17, 2020
Why is the sky so high??? T^T
So birds won't bump their heads!!! :D
There were 6 copycats at a table. One cat left. How many are left???
0. Because they were all copycats!!! :D
I'm a world with no people, I am small but useful. What am I??? T^T
A Map!!! :D
What do you call a sleeping bull??? T^T
A bulldozer!!! :D
Why did the kid throw his clock out the window??? T^T
He wanted to see time fly!!! :D
Why did the girl go outside with her purse open??? T^T
She wanted to see it there was any change in the weather!!! :D
What has 4 eyes but can't see??? T^T
What gets deeper the more you take from it??? T^T
A hole!!! :D
Why do baseball players hate the cold??? T^T
Because they don't wanna catch it!!! :D
What can you catch but can't throw??? T^T
A cold!!! :D
What happens when you cross Frosty the Snowman with a Lion?
You get Frostbit!!!!!!!! :D 🤣
Why do elves go to school?
Because they need to learn the Elfabet!!
Wanna hear a pizza joke :D
Never mind it’s too cheesy :D
How do you make a octopus laugh?