What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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How many books can fit in an empty backpack?
Only 1, because after you put a book in the backpack, it is not empty anymore.
Posted Aug 13, 2021
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11 (t-h-e a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t)
Why couldn't the sailor play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
What do monsters make with cars?
Which is the most talkative flower?
What kind of car do huge monsters drive?
A monster truck!
What time is it when a monster sits on your car?
It's time to buy a new one!
Why did the monster knit 3 socks for herself?
Because she had 3 feet!
Why is a bicycle never hungry?
It doesn't have a stomach!
How do monsters begin fairy tales?
Once upon a slime…
Why don't snowmen eat carrot cake?
They're afraid it has boogers in it!
Knock knock. Who is there? Zombie. Zombie who?
You should be running away - it is a zombie!
What did the ceiling say to the floor?
No one is walking on me!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
an elephant's shadow!
Posted Aug 12, 2021