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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
What do you call a smart group of trees?
Joke by: Harry Potter
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One conjures spells and the other spells conjures!
Joke by: idk
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
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What has 26 letters but only three syllables?
Posted Jun 22, 2020
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
You don't need to, it really stinks!
Posted Jun 21, 2020
What do you call a cat eating a lemon?
Posted Jun 20, 2020
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
Posted Jun 18, 2020
Because she keeps running away from the ball! 😹
What goes up and never goes down?
Posted Jun 17, 2020
100 children and 100 ants stood under a tiny umbrella. How come they did not get a bit wet?
Because it did not rain!
What has a tail but not a head?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack 🤣
Why was the soccer stadium so cool?
It was filled with fans!
What is a ghost's favourite dessert?
What do you call a bear that is in charge of a bbq?
What has only 1 letter but goes around the whole wide world?
Bob rode on his pig to a hotel. He arrived on Sunday and left 3 days later but he left on Saturday. How is that possible?
Bob's pig is named Saturday!
Posted Jun 16, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth?