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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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what do u call fake noodles
Posted Jul 05, 2019
What starts with an e and ends with an e and has letters in it?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Posted Jul 03, 2019
What is the best way to stop milk from going off?
Leaving it inside a cow.
What do you get when you cross a centipede witha chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army.
What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
What did one fleaa say to the other flea after a night out?
"Should we walk home or take a dog?"
What do you get when you cross a blind lion witha spiked shoe?
A very crossblind lion.
Which animals are the snootiest?
The ones that live in trees-look down on all the other creature.
Why did dark Vader cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What did the duck tell the waiter at the restaurant?
Put it on my bill.
why was the dinosaur afraid to go to the library ?
Because his books were millions of years overdue
what is big and grey and has horns
an elephant marching band
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRR!
Posted Jul 02, 2019
what does a broom eat ?