What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Knock knock! Who’s there? Rita! Rita who?
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
swims
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝 (I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Seven!
Joke by: someone
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to the moo-vies!
Posted Feb 07, 2020
What's the tallest building?
What is a cow's favourite holiday?
Moo Year!
What is it called when an ant waves at you?
A microwave
What was Voldemort's parents' favourite family game?
GOT YOUR NOSE!
What do you use to cut through giant waves?
A sea saw!
What is the pirate's favourite letter?
R!
Posted Feb 06, 2020
What does a snowman eat for dessert?
A snow cone!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What does a cat say when it gets hurt?
ME-OW!
Posted Feb 05, 2020
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
Posted Feb 04, 2020
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
The moooooo-vies!
Posted Jan 28, 2020
Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
Because the chicken was not alive yet!
Posted Jan 27, 2020
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans leave!
Posted Jan 26, 2020
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea!