What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Posted Feb 16, 2020
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Posted Feb 15, 2020
I cannoli imagine you aren't ready to go yet!
What did Frosty the Snowman eat for breakfast?
Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
The re-tail store!
Posted Feb 13, 2020
What has keys but can't open a door?
Posted Feb 12, 2020
Why did the librarian put her pencil on the right?
Because she had to write a story!
Posted Feb 11, 2020
If a car key opens a car and if a house key opens a house, what opens a banana?
Posted Feb 09, 2020
What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A teacher tells you to spit your gum out, but a train says choo choo!
Posted Feb 08, 2020
Why do you always give Elsa (from Frozen) a map?
She always goes into the unknown!
Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Never mind. It's POINTLESS!
What do people say to slow tomatoes?
Posted Feb 07, 2020
Why did the girl throw butter out the window?
She wanted to see a butterfly!
What do you get if you cross a worm with a gorilla?
Very big holes in your garden