What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Joke by: Hei Hei
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What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Something between you and me smell.
Posted Mar 22, 2022
What did the light bolt say to the other light bolt?
Your glowing! (;
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Stop looking, I'm changing!
What did the cheese tell the other cheese?
Hey do you like Cheetos 🧀
Whats a different type of Fortnite?
Posted Mar 18, 2022
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinners on me!!! ^o^
Posted Mar 17, 2022
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
to get to the pot of gold
I entered a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best puns to see if any would win. However...
no pun in ten did
What did the cow say to the coconut?
you look a bit milky.
What do you call a crab that doesn't share?
*shellfish* get it 😂😂
Posted Mar 15, 2022
Why do we tell the actors <<Break a leg!>>
Because every show has a cast!
I'll tell you 2 short jokes and 1 long joke!
Joke Joke JJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE
Why don't the aliens eat the clown?
Because they taste funny! ^ v ^
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He saw popcorn chicken.
Posted Mar 14, 2022
What did the wall say to the other wall?
I will meet you at the corner!
Posted Mar 13, 2022