What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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What do you say to a sad flower?
Want to 🐝(be) friends?
Posted Jul 31, 2021
What can you break without touching it?
Posted Jul 29, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because the cookie had chocolate pocks!!!
Posted Jul 27, 2021
Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?🎈
Because she will let it go! LOL!!!
(starts singing let it go 4 no reason)
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
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What do you say to a sad flower🥺
LET'S BEE FRIENDS!!!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 LOL
What starts with an E but has only one letter in it?
How can D+F=J?
A1 B2 C3 D4 E5 F6 G7 H8 I9 J10...
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What do you say to a crying vacuum?
Suck it up!
Posted Jul 22, 2021
What do you say when you are mad at a vacuum? 🧼🧽🧹
This kinda... sucks... heehee
Posted Jul 21, 2021
What does the sun drink out of?
What is an ice cream's favourite day of the week?
Posted Jul 20, 2021
How did the barber win the race?
She took a short cut!
Posted Jul 19, 2021
Why do melons have extravagant weddings?
Because they know they cant-elope!
How are fish so smart?
Because they travel in schools!
Posted Jul 18, 2021