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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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Did you hear about the guy without his left side?
He is all right now. Get it :) :P ;) :P :O ;O
Posted Aug 05, 2020
May: What's the difference between glue, piano and a tuna?
Jess: I don't know!
May: You can tune a tuna but a tuna can't piano a piano!
Jess: What about the glue?
May: I knew you would get stuck there!
Posted Aug 04, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
WhErE's PoP cOrN?
There are two muffins in the oven and the first muffin says "Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" What does the second muffin say?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH A TALKING MUFFIN!
What is a fish without eyes?
The court says "TAKE YOUR ORDER" what will you answer?
I would like a hamburger with fries please!
What did the second pencil say to the first?
Would you get to the point already?
Posted Aug 02, 2020
What did one pencil say to the other?
You're looking sharp!
What do you do when you see a bee?
You leave it bee!
Why do bees have such sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb!🍯🍯
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator!
Posted Jul 30, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A PORK CHOP!
Why did the ballerina quit?
Because it was tutu hard.🤣🤣
With a COWculator!
You are in a jail cell and all you have is a table and a mirror. How do you get out?
You look into the mirror and what you see becomes what you saw. You use the saw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole and you escape out the hole!