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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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How does a pig get to the hospital?
By a Ham-Bulance!
Posted Dec 10, 2020
What do you call a fake noodle????
Did you hear about the bakery fire on the news last night?
Never mind, it was toast
𓆉What do you call a person that eats cereal?𓆉
𓆉a cereal killer𓆉
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
Why don't animals take tests?
Because they're cheetas!
Where are you safe from zombies?
In your living room!
Why did the vampire say to the doctor?
I've been coffin! (Coughing, coffin get it?)
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store! XD
Posted Dec 09, 2020
Why did the vampire not get Taylor Swift?
Because she had "Bad Blood"
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish?
"This tastes funny!" XD
What breathes, runs but cannot walk?
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we will go places!