What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Knock knock! Who’s there? Rita! Rita who?
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
swims
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Seven!
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Lost.
Joke by: Hei Hei
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What did the train say after he ate a can of beans?
Toot toot
Posted Mar 30, 2022
I am a fun guy. no you are definitely not a fungus.
fungus means mushroom
Posted Mar 29, 2022
What has a weight in the first, and has an upside down teapot in the middle, and has a multiplication sign in the end?
HOMEWORK 📝
Why is Friday a happy day?
Because the next day is Sadder-day (SATURDAY)
Why does number 4 love the weather?
because it likes to see the weather FOUR-cast (Forecast)🌧
Posted Mar 28, 2022
Knock knock Who's there? Weirdo Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
What has a bunch of keys but can't open a single door?
a piano!🤣😂
Posted Mar 27, 2022
What is the chicken's favourite vegetable?
Egg-plant🍆
Posted Mar 26, 2022
When you are sleeping you are dreaming, but you are not scared, how is that possible?
because it was a dream💭
Posted Mar 25, 2022
What happens if you freeze cream?
it turns into ice-cream🍨
What is the referee's favourite drink?
A penal-tea 🍵⚽
What do you call a imposter that you can eat?
IMPASTA
Posted Mar 24, 2022
what is a spider + a man
Spider man🕷️
what is a cloud + candy?
cotton candy 🍬
What has a bed but no blanket?
a river.
Posted Mar 23, 2022