What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Posted Apr 01, 2021
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because when you subtract it won't be 25 anymore.
What goes up but never goes down?
your age/the year/the age of something
Why was the king only 12 inches high?
Cause he was a ruler!
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands!
Dishes a very bad joke
What does the skeleton say before he eats?
Why can't bikes stand up?
Because they're "two tired". XD
What mark do all-nighters get in tests?
Z's for sleeping in class!
Posted Mar 31, 2021
What do lakes like to eat for breakfast?
Three birds were accused of stealing birdseed. Do you think it was the robin, blue jay or hummingbird?
There! Look! He's robin the food supply!
What question can you never say yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What did the cactus say to the other cactus?
You're looking sharp today!
Why does the bike keep on falling over?
Because it is two tired or too tired! Do you get it?
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A Chew-Chew Train!
Posted Mar 30, 2021