What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Joke by: Hei Hei
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What did the train say after he ate a can of beans?
Posted Mar 30, 2022
I am a fun guy. no you are definitely not a fungus.
fungus means mushroom
Posted Mar 29, 2022
What has a weight in the first, and has an upside down teapot in the middle, and has a multiplication sign in the end?
Why is Friday a happy day?
Because the next day is Sadder-day (SATURDAY)
Why does number 4 love the weather?
because it likes to see the weather FOUR-cast (Forecast)🌧
Posted Mar 28, 2022
Weirdo you think you're going?
What has a bunch of keys but can't open a single door?
Posted Mar 27, 2022
What is the chicken's favourite vegetable?
Posted Mar 26, 2022
When you are sleeping you are dreaming, but you are not scared, how is that possible?
because it was a dream💭
Posted Mar 25, 2022
What happens if you freeze cream?
it turns into ice-cream🍨
What is the referee's favourite drink?
A penal-tea 🍵⚽
What do you call a imposter that you can eat?
Posted Mar 24, 2022
what is a spider + a man
what is a cloud + candy?
cotton candy 🍬
What has a bed but no blanket?
Posted Mar 23, 2022