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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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A man was born in 1985 and died in 1925. How is that possible?
He was born in room 1985 and died in room 1925.
Posted Aug 13, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moooooooooovies!
Posted Aug 12, 2020
What, you don't even know yourself?
What can only be used when broken?
Posted Aug 11, 2020
Were you "dragon" your feet again?
Posted Aug 10, 2020
A man was going to Saint Ives. He met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kittens. How many where going to Saint Ives?
One person. The man.
Posted Aug 09, 2020
What is the only place that February comes before January?
In the dictionary!
Posted Aug 08, 2020
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Posted Aug 07, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it! 🤧
What is this common phrase?
🍳 🍳 🍳 🍳 🍳 🍳 🍳 🍳 🍳 🍳
What did the cake say to the other?
Cake don't talk
Posted Aug 06, 2020
What has two hands and no feet?
Posted Aug 05, 2020
What belongs to you but other people use it more than yourself?
What has four wheels and flies?
A GARBAGE TRUCK!