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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
What do you call a smart group of trees?
Joke by: Harry Potter
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One conjures spells and the other spells conjures!
Joke by: idk
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
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What do cows like?
Posted Jun 16, 2020
What has a tail and a head but no body?
Posted Jun 15, 2020
What tree has hands?
A palm tree!
Posted Jun 14, 2020
What question can you never say yes to?
"Are you asleep?"
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop! HA HA HA
Posted Jun 13, 2020
Why are clocks so smart?
Because they go clockwise!
Posted Jun 12, 2020
What do you call a sad strawberry?
Posted Jun 11, 2020
I am lighter than air but a hundred people cannot lift me. Careful, I am fragile. What am I?
Posted Jun 10, 2020
What goes around the world and stays it a corner?
Why was the baseball stadium so windy?
Because of all the fans!
Posted Jun 09, 2020
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
So he could see time fly!
What did the dragon say to his mate after the dragon dreamt of a knight slaying him?
What a knightmare!
Posted Jun 08, 2020
Why is it that the thing you're looking for is always in the last place you look?
Well, you're not going to look for it after you've found it. Are you?
What do you call a cow with no tail?
A tailless cow!