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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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Posted Mar 15, 2019
what do you call a wasp that's jealous of a bee?
Posted Mar 13, 2019
what do you give a sick bird
What did the dog say to the human?
The dog said ' I'm hungry. I need feeding feed me now please.'
Posted Mar 12, 2019
why did the cow crross the road
because he wanted to go to the moovie theatre
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
I don't get the point of this?!
Posted Mar 11, 2019
Do you see that cat over there?
I don't think he's feline too good.
Why did everyone boo at the bat?
Because he was bad (bat)
Posted Mar 09, 2019
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
Why did the apple cross the road?
Cause her granny smith was on the other side
Posted Mar 08, 2019
What did the buffalo say to his son wen he whent to college?
What do witches learn at school???
What do you call a fake pasta
why did the otter cross the road?
to get to the otter side
Posted Mar 06, 2019
What did one decimal say to the other decimal?
We are on point!!