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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
What do you call a smart group of trees?
Joke by: Harry Potter
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One conjures spells and the other spells conjures!
Joke by: idk
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
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Knock knock who there? banana? who? banana I didn't do the spilt?
THE BANANA SPLIT IN HALF
Posted Jan 25, 2019
What do you call cheese that's not yours
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
what is a cow with a calculator called
a cow caculator
Posted Jan 24, 2019
why did the snowman move?
because it wanted to bigger
knock knock who is there daisy who daisy
don't you even know your name
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa
what did the piece of cheese say to the other?
never mind it was too cheesy!
what's black and white with red all over
Posted Jan 23, 2019
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Posted Jan 22, 2019
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
knock,knock who's there? cow go cow go who
No silly cow go moo!
why can't you give elsa a ballon?
because she might let it go
what did the wasabi say to the bee?
A man wanted to by a/some suits but he didn't know how many to buy at the suit store. What did he end up doing?
He SUITED! him self!