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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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Why did the teacher send the clock to the office?
Because he was tocking. Funny
Posted Mar 24, 2019
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What lights up a soccer field?
A soccer match!
why was 8 afraid of 7?
Posted Mar 23, 2019
When do you stop at green and go y red?
When you are eating a watermelon
What did the corn have for breakfast?
Posted Mar 22, 2019
Knock,Knock.who's there?carry,carry who?
me i'm LAZYYYYYY!!
What has a lot of keys but can't open a door?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin. Funny?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it hot outside when it's Sunday?
Because it's Sunday. So funny right.
some thing that flies but doesn't cry, takes people in and out.
Posted Mar 20, 2019
what do you call a cow with no legs
What has a tali a head but no body
What is fast,loud and crunchy.
A rocket chip.
Posted Mar 19, 2019
Why did the teddy bear say no to the dessert.
Because she was stuffed.