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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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Why did the seagulls stay by the sea?
Because if they stayed by the bay, they'd become bagles!
Posted Mar 30, 2019
Why did the Ipad go to the Dentist?
Because he had a bluetooth! Haha!
what did the dog name its daughter?
Posted Mar 29, 2019
green is a good colour.
dont you a-green?
what do you call a witch who eats sand
Why don't couples workout
They just don't workout
Posted Mar 28, 2019
what shines and movies mostly sharp real life mostly round what am I
Posted Mar 27, 2019
WHO IS THERE?
LETUCE IN, WE ARE FREEZING.
Posted Mar 26, 2019
how do you get rid of a butter cups tears
suck it up butter cup
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Posted Mar 25, 2019
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room:p
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m"
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says spit out your gum, but the train says choo, choo (chew, chew)
Posted Mar 24, 2019
What has space but no room,has Enter but no Exit,has locks but no keys.
A Keyboard. Get it