What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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What kind of room is edible?
Posted Jan 25, 2021
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Take it to a scary movie!
What did the police officer say to the popsicle?
What room has no doors or windows?
What did the snowman ride to school?
Posted Jan 22, 2021
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
"I’m the wiener!!!"
What has a mouth but it doesn't eat, has a bed but it doesn't sleep, it runs but it doesn't walk?
A river! The start of a river is called the mouth, the bottom of a river is the bed, and rivers are fast.
What did the eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me something smells (I got this riddle from Siri :D)
Posted Jan 21, 2021
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the bird fly away?
Because he was annoyed by his owner!!!
What can fly with no wings and cry with no eyes?
What is the longest word in the world?
Smiles, because it has a whole mile between the first and last S!
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood
Posted Jan 20, 2021
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast
A rabbit, a monkey, a bear and squirrel raced up to a palm tree. Who will get the banana first?
None! Bananas don't grow on palm trees!