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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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WHY IS SANTA SO GOOD AT KARATE
BECAUSE HE HAS A BLACK BELT
Posted Apr 09, 2019
why was the stadium so hot?
because all the fans left.
Posted Apr 06, 2019
What did football coach say at the bank?
"I want my quarter back."
what does Cinderella wear when she goes swimming?
Why shouldn't you eat a clock?
Because it's too time consuming.
Why does Peter Pan fly?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
when a cow is moving houses what type of truck do they call ?
A mooving truck
Posted Apr 04, 2019
what did one wall say to another wall?
see you on the other sidee
Posted Apr 03, 2019
what did one wall say to the other wall.
see you on the other side.
Posted Apr 02, 2019
why did he lion eat a tight rope walker.
he wanted a well balencet meal.
Posted Apr 01, 2019
What do you call a cat that has a horn?
Posted Mar 31, 2019
Why did the Zebra cross the road ?
The cow was on his lunch break and the chicken was STILL on vacation !
yeah i know , my jokes aren't so funny o_o
why did the cow cross the road ?
The chicken was on vacation !
Why did the Dr. get angry?
Because he had no patients... :)
Posted Mar 30, 2019