What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Why did the math teacher take a ruler to bed???🤔
To see how long she slept! 🙊🤭
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Why did the cook get arrested?
Because he beat an egg!
What do elves learn in school???🤔
The elfabet! 🙊🤭
What exam do young witches have to pass???🤔
A spelling test! 🙊🤭
How did the telephone ask his girlfriend to marry him?
He gave her a ring!
Why shouldn't you tell jokes while skating?
The ice might crack up!
What did the spider do on the computer???🤔
He made a website!!!🤭👍🙊🙉🙊🙉🙈🙉🤑
What is an astronaut's favourite part of a computer?
The space bar!
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
How is a teacher like an eye doctor?
They both examine pupils!
Student: Lunch lady, this soup tastes funny?
Lunch lady: Then why are you not laughing
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
Because the teacher said to bring a ruler!
What does it take to become a zombie?
What room in your house is safe from zombies?
Your living room!