What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Knock knock! Who’s there? Rita! Rita who?
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
swims
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Seven!
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Lost.
Joke by: Hei Hei
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Why won't Shelly share her eggs?
Because she only has the shells!
Posted Apr 13, 2022
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Which place is best known for pizza?
The Tower of Pizza!
What do you call a detective alligator?
an investigator
Posted Apr 12, 2022
Knock knock Who is there? Atch Atch who?
bless you
What do you call two banana peels?
A PAIR OF SLIPPERS (ha) lol I'm sooo funny o-o
Posted Apr 11, 2022
What has four legs that is small with cute whiskers and a funky tail?
UNICAT 🦄🐱
Knock knock Who's there? Hello Hello who?
Hello is it me that you're looking for 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂
Posted Apr 10, 2022
Why is 6 scared of 7?
because 7 8(ate) 9
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time ⏱️
Posted Apr 08, 2022
Why did the chicken cross the road? After answer Knock knock
To get to the idiots house. Next answer Who’s there? The chicken
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
How does the deer know what is the date today?
by looking at the calen-DEER (calendar) 📅
Posted Apr 07, 2022
How did the student drown at school?
All her grades were below C-level!
Posted Apr 06, 2022
What has 4 legs when it's a baby, two when it's a kid and adult, and 3 when it's elderly?
A human!
Posted Apr 05, 2022