What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Which food adjective is the sneakiest?
Spicy is! (spy-ce)
Posted Aug 20, 2021
What do you call a pig that can fly?
Bacon!!! (Because the bacon goes into the air to go into your mouth)
Posted Aug 19, 2021
How does the ocean say goodbye?
Posted Aug 18, 2021
If you think Antarctica is too cold, what do you call it?
What goes up but never comes down?
Posted Aug 17, 2021
What can you catch but cannot throw?
a bus or a cold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is brown and sticky?
What ended in 1999?
How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
When the they start COFFIN!!!
(This is one of my favs😍)
Posted Aug 16, 2021
How should you talk to a giant?
Use BIG words!!!
What should you say to a tiger on their birthday?
"It's ROAR birthday" --> (It's your birthday)
How does a Scientist freshen their breath?
Where do cows go for fun?
An airplane crashed and every single person died. Who didn't die?
Posted Aug 13, 2021
Why do spiders love the internet?
Because they make webs!