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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
hi bud 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Posted Dec 28, 2020
Why did the spider cross the road?
To reach the website!
What has a neck but no head?
Why was the snowman at the beach?
Because the kids said there was no snow so they used sand to built it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted Dec 26, 2020
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they keep dropping their needles!
Posted Dec 24, 2020
Why can’t you play hide and seek with Elsa?
Because she’ll show yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️. ☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️
What did the snowman eat for breakfast?
What has 6 faces, but no mouth, 21 eyes but can’t see?
Spell cow in 13 letters
See o double you
Posted Dec 23, 2020
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Posted Dec 22, 2020
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to a moovie!
Posted Dec 20, 2020
No you're a poo!
There is no answer
Posted Dec 19, 2020
What words are the same even when you flip them?
The words: racecar, racecar, wow, 🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏆🏆🏆🏆🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of party does a snowman throw??? T^T
A snowball!!! :D
Posted Dec 17, 2020
Why did the elephant say no to play with his friend??? T^T
Because his friend was a Cheetah!!! :D