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Jokes & Riddles
The letter E!
The library, because it has the most stories!
Because his keys were on his piano!
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
A nervous Shrek!
An impasta!
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
AnswerHis horse is named Friday!
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
With ten tickles!
swims
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝 (I got this joke from Siri!)
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Pick a cod, any cod!
Jokes & Riddles
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Chelsea
What animal has 4 feet in the morning, 2 feet in the afternoon and 3 feet in the evening?
AnswerIt’s us humans. Because when we are a baby, which is the beginning of our life or the morning, we crawl and it looks like we have 4 feet. In the afternoon we walk with 2 feet and when we are old which is the evening we have 2 feet including the cane.
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Posted Aug 23, 2020
