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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
What do you call a smart group of trees?
Joke by: Harry Potter
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One conjures spells and the other spells conjures!
Joke by: idk
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
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What falls but never hits the ground?
Posted Jul 04, 2020
What was the easiest subject in ancient Rome?
History, because they did not have much of it!
What type of candy is always late?
Posted Jun 29, 2020
A bird was flying and it dropped an egg but it did not fall. Why?
It was wearing pants!
Posted Jun 27, 2020
Why did the cow cross the road?
The chicken was on break!
Lettuce in it’s cold outside!
What do you call it when an evil worm takes over the world?
Posted Jun 25, 2020
Why did the boy put sugar under his pillow when he went to bed?
He wanted to have sweet dreams!
Why was the man so happy at the barbecue?
Because he met the GRILL of his dreams!
Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the mooooovies!
Posted Jun 24, 2020
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? 🤔
Because every play has a cast!
Posted Jun 23, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself working there!
What's a math book's favourite food?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Posted Jun 22, 2020
What is a raven called when she stings?
She becomes a sting-ray!