Imagine that you are running a race and you pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you?

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Why was the scarecrow promoted?

How can you make a pig fly? ✈🐷✈

How can a dentist make a smart patient dumb when they walk out? 🤓🤓🤓

What is the most painful way to get mail? (*Note this is Harry Potter related) 🤕🤕🤕📨📨📨

Kate's mother has 3 daughters, Snap, Crackle and ____ ??

A man sat on three legs and had one leg on his lap, then came four legs and snatched 1 leg. The man ran on two legs with three legs chasing four legs. What happened?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor??

What did the tomato say to the porkchop???

What can be a liquid that can become a gas that can become a solid block, and that can almost like sing?

Fist think of a person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and naught but lies. Next tell me the last thing to mend, the middle of the middle and the end of the end And finally tell me the sound often heard of a search of a hard to find word Now, string them together and answer me this, what creature are you unwilling to kiss?

Why did the treat go around the world?

What did young Drake want to be when he was older? 🎤🎶🤘🏽

Why did the M&M want to go to school?