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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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I am rare and very hard to find. What am I?
Posted Jan 05, 2021
What can't a zombie afford?
An electrical train runs towards east, and now tell me in which direction its smoke will go? (north, south, west)
An electrical train does not release any smoke.💨🚅
Posted Jan 04, 2021
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Posted Jan 03, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling (feeling) well. 🤣🤣🤣
Where do ghosts live?
The living room!
What starts with y and ends with y?
What country is beside USA?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese! 😂🤣
An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year's Eve. What happened to them?
One got charged and one let off!! 🤣
Posted Dec 31, 2020
Why did the napkin's manager fire him?
Because the napkin was taking naps during his job 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😋😋
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the mooooovies!
Posted Dec 30, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put some boogie in it!
The chicken asked the cow "Did you like my breakfast?"
The cow said "It was eggcellent!"
Posted Dec 29, 2020
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!