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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
What do you call a smart group of trees?
Joke by: Harry Potter
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One conjures spells and the other spells conjures!
Joke by: idk
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
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Why did the boy throw a butter stick?
To watch a butter-fly!
Posted Jul 13, 2020
What hits the ground but never touches the floor?
What did the pancake say to the cake?
"I have no fillings."
Who can shave 6 times a day and still have a beard?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn't the chicken 🐔
Posted Jul 10, 2020
What is the answer to pie?
Go to school!
Posted Jul 09, 2020
What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?
Driving the zam-boney!
Posted Jul 08, 2020
Why does Anna like summer?
Because she is warm-hearted!
Why has Elsa never had a balloon?
She let it go!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party?
Because he had NOBODY to dance with!
What do birds give out on Halloween?
🎃👻👹 👺 They give out tweets! 😈 🤡💀👿 Just hope you didn't say gummy worms!
I have cities, but no houses
I have mountains, but no trees
I have water, but no fishes
What am I?
I don't have a house but I have a room where I hide and sleep in. What am I?
A snail, because it has a shell that it can hide and sleep in.
What kind of bear doesn't have teeth?
A gummy bear!
What time does Roger Federer sleep? 😴
Posted Jul 07, 2020