What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Joke by: Hei Hei
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There are 17 apples in a bowl. You take six. How many do you have?
Posted Apr 24, 2022
Barry's dad has three sons. Their names are Snappy, Crackle and?
How do you unlock a banana 🍌?
With a mon-key!
why are trees so noisy?
becuse of their bark!
are you crying?
Posted Apr 21, 2022
Why did the pigeon eat the bread?
because he was hungry
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To start the song
What do u call a monkey that likes fireworks?
Ba-BOOM (Baboon) 🐵
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
TIME TO RUN!!
Posted Apr 19, 2022
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Posted Apr 17, 2022
How much do pirates pay for corn?
A buck an ear!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Why did the cow go on vacation?
He wanted to the moovies or the moon!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!!!
Posted Apr 16, 2022
20 divers dove into the ocean, when they came up there were 24 heads. How is that possible?