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Jokes & Riddles
The letter E!
The library, because it has the most stories!
Because his keys were on his piano!
A brainforest!
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
One conjures spells and the other spells conjures!
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
A nervous Shrek!
An impasta!
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
AnswerHis horse is named Friday!
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
With ten tickles!
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Jokes & Riddles
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hard riddle
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
AnswerThere are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
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Posted Jul 17, 2020
