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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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What video game do your clothes play? (when you're not looking, of course)
Posted Jan 08, 2021
What do you call a mischievous skunk?
A little stinker!
What do chefs say when one cook is crying?
Hey, who's cutting onions!?
Why did Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a pig that is good at karate?
a pork chop!
Posted Jan 07, 2021
Why did the bird bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he was a party POOPER!!
What does your face text with?
A little kid was holding an ocean themed balloon. He went to bed and the next day it disappeared. How did this happen?
It blue away!
What's black, white and lies down?
Not a dead zebra! A cross walk!
Who's the meanest reindeer?
How do cows spend their Friday night?
They go to the moooooooovies.
How do people stay alive?
Because they have a living room 😊
What is brown and sticky?
What did ketchup say to mustard in the race?
Hey mustard, ketchup! (catch up)
Posted Jan 06, 2021
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?⛄️⛄️
It smells like carrots 🥕⛄️😆
Posted Jan 05, 2021