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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
You get frostbite!
Posted Sep 27, 2020
What cheese is not yours?
Not-yo cheese (nacho cheese)
Posted Sep 26, 2020
I have a body but not a head, arms but no hands or legs. What am I?
Posted Sep 24, 2020
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
What is the difference between you and me?
You are reading the joke, but I wrote it!
Posted Sep 18, 2020
What goes up but never goes down?
Posted Sep 17, 2020
What did the corn call his dad?
You are the bus driver. 12 people get on, then 10, then 8 get off. How old is the bus driver?
How old you are. hahahaha
There are 5 pigs. The first one's name is January, second one is February, third is March, fourth is April. What is the fifth one's name.
What can you hold but not touch?
Posted Sep 16, 2020
Do you know why I love playing tricks on vampires?
Because they are suckers!
What happened when the strawberry crossed the road?
It caused a traffic JAM!
What has teeth but cannot eat?
Posted Sep 15, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be baygulls!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!