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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese! 🤣
Posted Oct 06, 2020
I can fly, I have no body and I CRY. What am I?
Why does Superman have a S on his shirt?
Because there is no medium!
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match! :)
Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's there?
(the rest is in the answer! teehee)
You: Hula who?
Me: No! Hula Hoop!!!
Posted Oct 05, 2020
What do you call a can opener which doesn't work?
A can't opener!!
I know, I know, horrible joke, but it is funny only because it is so bad!
What do call a dog with horns?
A bull dog!
Posted Oct 04, 2020
What size is Superman's suit?
Size S! (Cuz of the Big S On the Middle of his Costume)
Posted Oct 03, 2020
How did the man catch up to work?
He used ketchup!
Posted Oct 01, 2020
How do aliens set up a party?
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band! 😂😂
What has a head and a tail but no arms?
What do you own, but other people can use it?
Posted Sep 30, 2020
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What has ears but can’t hear?
Posted Sep 28, 2020