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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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What has walls but no door, no windows and is white?
Posted Jan 15, 2021
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Posted Jan 14, 2021
Someone asked what do snowmen eat for lunch and it was ice burgers. Here's another riddle: What do snowmen eat at the carnival?
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast!!
What do you put in a tissue to make it dance?
you put a little boogie in it
Posted Jan 13, 2021
What do you get if you cross a fighter jet with a hedgehog?
IDK, but I know for sure that it goes at sonic speed (the speed of sound!)
What is the longest word in the world?
Smiles, because it has a whole mile between the first and last S!
Posted Jan 12, 2021
Why do vampires hate schools on Tuesdays?
That’s the day they have STEAK for dinner!
What is the center of gravity?
The letter ''v'' !
Posted Jan 11, 2021
Peter's father had three sons - Snap, Crackle and...?
Who is there
Little old lady
Little old lady who
oh i did not know you can yodel
A man and his reindeer came to town. He arrived on Friday, stayed three days, but left on Friday. How?
Because his reindeer is named Friday!
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
Close the door, I'm dressing
Why didn't the captain learn the alphabet?
Because he spent years at sea
Posted Jan 08, 2021
How did the kid fly?
He was just plane silly!