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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
What do you call a smart group of trees?
Joke by: Harry Potter
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One conjures spells and the other spells conjures!
Joke by: idk
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
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Where do cows go on Friday nights?
They go to the moo - vies
get it cows say moo
Posted Jul 21, 2020
What is the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can't tunafish :)
Why did the teacher tell the boy to do homework ?
So he can go home!
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
So he can see a butterfly!
What place do cows go when they're on a date?
The moovie theatre!
What is soda's favourite subject in school?
Why does Z like to draw zigzags?
Because he was one!
Posted Jul 20, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
A magician told a kid that he could hold his breath underwater for ten minutes. Then he asked the kid how long he could hold his breath for and he said more than ten minutes. How did he do it?
He held a cup of water above his head!
What happens when you add two plus six in the jungle?
You get ate!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
Posted Jul 19, 2020
What is black and purple, but can knock 10 men?
A bowling ball 😊
What’s red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
Posted Jul 18, 2020
Who do you call when you see a ghost covered with dust?
The ghost dusters!
Posted Jul 17, 2020