What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Why should you NEVER race a cheetah ?
They will cheat - ah
Posted Jan 29, 2019
Why was the pencil so sad ?
He thought he was pointless
Why did the pony go to the doctor ?
She was feeling horse !
Why should you never trust particles ?
they make up everything
what do tree's drink?
why did the giraffe speak to the trees
because it is to tall
Posted Jan 28, 2019
Why did the potato like the tomato
because ato comes in both words
Why did the mouse throw the clock out the window?
To see time Fly
why did the truck jump over the car?
don't be silly truck's don't jump
why did the tree that loved math so sad？
because he had square roots!
Posted Jan 27, 2019
how does the barber get to work so early
because he knows all the shortcuts
where do sheep go to get there hair cut
to the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarber
what do you call a cow with no legs?
Posted Jan 26, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti?
What do elves learn in school?