What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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why did the cow want to cross the road
because it wanted to go to the movie theater
Posted Mar 19, 2019
Wanna hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it!
Posted Mar 18, 2019
Why were basketball players messy with cookies?
Because they slammed dunked them!
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they dribble!
there is a dog in the blue house, there is a cat in the red house and who lives in the green house?
Posted Mar 15, 2019
what season is it when you are on a trampoline?
have you heard of the movie constipation?
it has not come out yet
waanna hear a joke ?
hold on let me brace my self
wanna hear a pizza joke ?
nah too chessy
what do you call a cow in a earthquack?
Do you wonder why coffee tastes like dirt?
Because they GROUND it up!!!
what do you call a wasp that's jealous of a bee?
Posted Mar 13, 2019
what do you give a sick bird
What did the dog say to the human?
The dog said ' I'm hungry. I need feeding feed me now please.'
Posted Mar 12, 2019