What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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what did the piece of cheese say to the other?
never mind it was too cheesy!
Posted Jan 24, 2019
what's black and white with red all over
Posted Jan 23, 2019
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Posted Jan 22, 2019
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
knock,knock who's there? cow go cow go who
No silly cow go moo!
why can't you give elsa a ballon?
because she might let it go
what did the wasabi say to the bee?
A man wanted to by a/some suits but he didn't know how many to buy at the suit store. What did he end up doing?
He SUITED! him self!
What do give a bird when its sick
Posted Jan 21, 2019
Why is there a fence around a cemetery
People are dying to get in there
a zebra with a sunburn
Why didn't the computer eat its sandwich?
It already had a byte
Posted Dec 05, 2018
What do flowers drink?
A root beer
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
Broccoli doesn't have a last name!
Posted Dec 03, 2018