What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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what breaks once you say it??
Posted May 04, 2019
what did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil??
stop spinning in circles and get to the point
what is a cats faviroute color??
Okay, so first. I'll tell you a pizza joke.
Nevermind, it's too CHEESY!! yummy
Posted May 03, 2019
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
Because he Never-lands (Get it? Neverland?)
why was the skeleton lonely
because it had no body to play with
what do you call cheese that is not yours
na cho cheese
Posted May 02, 2019
What do you call a bee that lives in the u.s.a.
What did the riddler do?
He riddled around.
Posted Apr 29, 2019
What did the cow say?
What do you get when you cross a wizard and a bear?
What do you call a trceritops that trys AlOT?
what is a sheep's favourite spice?
how are two banana peels like shoes?
because they're slippers
Why did the penguin walk to the other side?
Because it could not fly.
Posted Apr 27, 2019