What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Joke by: Hei Hei
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what is tall when young but short when old?
Posted Oct 07, 2019
When I am tall I am young and when I am short I am old What I am?
Posted Oct 06, 2019
Why did the chicken cross The road?
Because Kentucky fried chicken was chasing after him!!!!
Posted Oct 03, 2019
Why did the king go to the dentist?
to get his teeth Crowned!
whats a Canadian astronaut's favourite chocolate?
Posted Oct 02, 2019
why did the kid throw butter out the window
to see a butterfly.
chocolate ask's a question to his friend milk"what coffee type always comes late
how do you get to the bottom of a tower with fire on the top, dogs underneath, sand under that, and witches on the bottom??????????????
eat a hotdog sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted Sep 30, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him.
Posted Sep 28, 2019
why did i cook today
becases the market was closed today
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other farmer
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Who likes to roll around
A rock 'n' roll star
what did big bob say?
what's a monster's favourite sweet treat ??????????
SHOCKolate !!!!!!! hahahahaha
Posted Sep 27, 2019