What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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why didn't the bear cross the road?
because it didn't want to be a chicken
Posted Feb 28, 2019
Why does everybody like Mister Mushroom?
Because he was a fungi(fun guy)
what do you call a cow with no legs?
Posted Feb 27, 2019
Why do we tell actors/actresses to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
were do cows go for the holaday
Posted Feb 25, 2019
In a house, in a room, on a table there was milk and under the table was a ghost, what happened to the milk?
The milk turned into a milk-shake!
Posted Feb 24, 2019
what do you call a witch with sand on her?
Why did the bird cross the kitchen?
To eat (tweet)
Posted Feb 21, 2019
What has a tail but no legs?
Why was the math book depressed?
because it had to many problems in it
What's Barbie's way to cook?
what is the hardest bean a farmer can grow ?
Why were the baseball players so hot?
Because they didn't have any fans!
What starts with an "m" and ends with an "x" and has many letters inside?
Posted Feb 20, 2019
What is a cow's favourite song?
I like to Moo-ve it Moo-ve it!