What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Knock knock! Who’s there? Rita! Rita who?
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
swims
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝 (I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Seven!
Joke by: someone
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why didn't the bear cross the road?
because it didn't want to be a chicken
Posted Feb 28, 2019
Why does everybody like Mister Mushroom?
Because he was a fungi(fun guy)
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef!
Posted Feb 27, 2019
Why do we tell actors/actresses to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
were do cows go for the holaday
the mooves
Posted Feb 25, 2019
In a house, in a room, on a table there was milk and under the table was a ghost, what happened to the milk?
The milk turned into a milk-shake!
Posted Feb 24, 2019
what do you call a witch with sand on her?
A sandwich!
Why did the bird cross the kitchen?
To eat (tweet)
Posted Feb 21, 2019
What has a tail but no legs?
a coin
Why was the math book depressed?
because it had to many problems in it
What's Barbie's way to cook?
BBQ
what is the hardest bean a farmer can grow ?
a JELLYBEAN
Why were the baseball players so hot?
Because they didn't have any fans!
What starts with an "m" and ends with an "x" and has many letters inside?
A mailbox!
Posted Feb 20, 2019
What is a cow's favourite song?
I like to Moo-ve it Moo-ve it!