What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Posted Apr 06, 2021
Do you wanna hear a pizza joke?
Sorry, it's too cheesy!
Posted Apr 05, 2021
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill like the nickel?
Because it had more cents! 😜🤣😂
Posted Apr 04, 2021
Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
Because he was having a bad HARE day!
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
Posted Apr 03, 2021
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the evening?
Posted Apr 02, 2021
What kind of caterpillar do cats like?
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What social media platform do librarians like to use?
What do elves learn in elf school?
Why did the ox like to breathe?
Because he likes ox-ygen!
What did the spider do on the computer?
It made a website!
What is a snake's favourite subject?
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
The teacher said to bring a ruler!😆😂🤣
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!