What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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why did dark vader cross the road?
to get to the dark side.
Posted Jul 15, 2019
what do you call a nut without a shell
Posted Jul 13, 2019
why is A like a flower????
because a bee/b comes after it!
what did the bird say to the fox
fly like a bird
Posted Jul 12, 2019
why did the banana go to the docters
because it wasnt peeling well
Posted Jul 11, 2019
knock knock. whos there? boo. boo who?
no need too cry its just a joke!!
Posted Jul 10, 2019
what runs but never walks and has a bed but never sleeps?
why do trees hate math?
because it gives them square roots!!!!!
Why did the dog 🐶 not want to go into the sun ☀️
Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog 🌭
What do you call a pokeball that comes to life???
Posted Jul 09, 2019
When do you keep going when its red and stop when its green?
When your eating a watermelon!
what has 13 hearts?
a card that has 13 hearts.
Posted Jul 08, 2019
why cant dinosaurs clap
they don't exesist
Posted Jul 06, 2019
whatis lighter than air but cant be lifted by the strongest man
why did humpty dumty go to china
to fall off the GREAT WALL OF CHINA
Posted Jul 05, 2019