What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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what is a cows favorite activity
Posted Jul 19, 2019
why did the bird cross the street
because it forgot to fly
Why did a boy take a ladder to school
Because he went to high
Posted Jul 18, 2019
What does a sign have to do with being late?
The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Why didn't the physics teacher never get along with the biology teacher?
because they had no chemistry!
what is the strongest animal in the world?
The snail because it can carry its house on its back!
what do librarians take when they go fishing?
were did the egg go for its trip?
he went to new yolk city!
what did the turkey say at the casino?
he said gamble gamble gamble!
Why did the teddy bear not eat the sandwich?
because he was stuffed!
why did a kid eat his home work?
because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
what did the tissue say do your nose for it to dance?
you got a put a boogie in it
what did the right eye say to the left eye?
between us something smells!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
UH UM I don't know. Nobody does.