What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Why did multiple chickens cross the road?
They were playing follow the leader with the first chicken.
Posted Aug 25, 2019
Why did the robot cross the road?
'cause it was programmed by the chicken \(^-^)/
what kind of car do kittens drive ?
Posted Aug 24, 2019
what starts at red and ends at stops at white and green and black?
What start with T and filled with T and ends with T?
What never goes up and ends at green?
What do you call a band made by cows?
Posted Aug 23, 2019
When a teacher asked her class to write a sentence using gladiator, what did one student write?
A lion was chasing my mean aunt Sally and I'm glad-he-ate-her!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven ate nine!
Why does the seagull fly above the sea and not the bay?
It would become a bay-gel!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation
what do you call a turtle that flies?
a shellicopter !
Posted Aug 22, 2019
what do snakes eat?
What is that has sea but no water
and it has city but no people.
why did the snowman melt on winter
because it was not cold enough