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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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What does Jack Frost like about
Snow and tell
Posted Feb 06, 2019
why didn't the teddy bear finish its dinner
Because it was stuffed
Posted Feb 05, 2019
What is so light but the strongest man living, can't hold?
Posted Feb 04, 2019
How do you cut a wave in half?
With a sea saw!
Where do ghosts shop?
At the Boo-tique!
What goes around the world but stays in one corner?
how does snow make you rich?
you can make banks with it.
What's Jabba the Hog's middle name?
why did the banana go to the doctor?
because he was not peeling well.
Posted Feb 03, 2019
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Why is camping so stressful?
It's always in tents!
Posted Feb 02, 2019
why is a gem so pretty
because there so rare
how did the baluga and killer whale attract?
they had magnets:)
what do you call a baluga whale and killer whale?
a baluger whale!
what do you call the worst hour of the day?
a killer whale of time