What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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What do you call a train with a lot of bubblegum in it?
A CHEW-CHEW train!
Posted Aug 14, 2019
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moo-vie theatre.
When do you go on red and stop on green?
When your eating a watermelon!
Posted Aug 13, 2019
what did an eye say to the other eye
something in between stinks
what is a cat best colour
Why did Tiger look in the toilet?
He was looking for his friend Pooh!
why is ten afraid of seven
because ,seven eight nine
Posted Aug 12, 2019
What did summer say to spring?
Oh no I’m going to fall!!
Posted Aug 10, 2019
what did the eraser say to the pencil
Posted Aug 09, 2019
You can see me,put me in a bucket,and i'll make it lighter.What am I?
what USA state has the smallest drinks?
mini soda (Minnesota)
what did one hat say to the other hat?
stay there I will go on a-head
Posted Aug 08, 2019
WHAT GOES DOWN BUT NEVER UP ?
the rain ........ duh
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9