What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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Posted Nov 08, 2019
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Posted Nov 07, 2019
What did the tomato say to the other tomato when they had a race?
You better ketchup if you can
Posted Nov 05, 2019
what is a math teachers favorite tree?
why don't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will " Let it goooooo!"
What is a fly's favorite food?
what can dance but has no legs? what can sing but has no mouth?
Posted Nov 04, 2019
what does a cat nap on?
What can you swallow, but can also swallow you?
Posted Nov 02, 2019
how do you weigh a fish?
with it's scales
What do you call an alligator that is wearing a vest?
An Investigator! Get it?? Alligator, Investigator??
Posted Oct 29, 2019
what did the witch say to the other?
I will make you a sandwitch.
Posted Oct 28, 2019
Whats the hottest spot in a house?
a corner because its 90°!
an old lady went to the bank and ask the manager hows my balance?
so the manager pushed her over.
what did the traffic light say to the car?
look away I'm about to change.