What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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What has a bed with no pillow and runs but never walks?
Posted Oct 11, 2019
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When he is out of patients.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
what has a tail and a head but no body
WHERE DOE STHE GENERAL KEEP HIS ARMIES?
IN HIS SLEEVIES!!!:)
What did the tornado say to the other tornado
See you around
why did the banana go to the doctor
because it was not peeling well
Posted Oct 09, 2019
Why did the Dino cross the road
Because the chicken did't exist
Posted Oct 08, 2019
Where do cows go on there first date?
To the mooovies!
Posted Oct 07, 2019
why did the kid throw a clock out the window
because he wanted to see time fly
what goes up but never goes down
what is tall when young but short when old?
When I am tall I am young and when I am short I am old What I am?
Posted Oct 06, 2019
Why did the chicken cross The road?
Because Kentucky fried chicken was chasing after him!!!!
Posted Oct 03, 2019