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What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
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Someone stole my mood ring
I don't know what I feel about that..
Posted Jun 01, 2019
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To make bucks!
what do bees you to brush their hair?
Which is the tallest building in the world?
The library because it has the most stories.
How many tickles does it take to tickle a octopus?
10 tickles (ten-tickles)
Posted May 30, 2019
what do you call a pig that does karate
a pork chopper
Why did the monkey not tell his joke about butter?
Because he didn't want to spred it!
what's a cats favourite chocolate
Posted May 29, 2019
A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?
I doesn’t, roosters don’t lay eggs.
Posted May 28, 2019
why was there music coming from the printer
it was jamming again
Posted May 27, 2019
what contry does the cat like best?
what's a cats favorite drink?
a milk shake
Why did the egg cross the road?
Because it Was inside the chicken.
What did the cherries do with the treasure?
They berried it in a dessert island
Posted May 26, 2019
what do you get when you cross a pastry with a snake