What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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why do we tell actors to " break a leg" ?
because every play has a cast
Posted Nov 17, 2019
what does a narwhal call its otter friend?
its other friend
Posted Nov 16, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor’s?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call a monkey with a Banana in each ear?
Anything you like - it can’t hear you!
why did the teeddy bear didnt eat his desert
becuse he was stuuf heheheh
Posted Nov 15, 2019
what did the cow say to the other cow
i gotta MOOOOOO outta here
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Are my joke tear-ble?
Posted Nov 14, 2019
knock knock. who's there? amos. amos who?
amosquito bit me!
What's a snake's favourite subject?
Posted Nov 10, 2019
What's a bird's favourite app?
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh
what did the floor say to the floor.
this is what I call connecting together
Posted Nov 09, 2019
what did the tomato say to the other tomato during the race?
you better ketchup if you want to win
what did the clock say to the other clock?
you're a ding dong