What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
Joke by: sean
What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in its field! 😝
(I got this joke from Siri!)
Joke by: 🤠cowboi🤠
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!!!
Posted Apr 15, 2021
What was the tallest mountain in the world before Mt. Everest was discovered?
Mt. Everest because it still was the tallest mountain! No one discovered it yet!
Posted Apr 14, 2021
I come at the end of time, the beginning of earth, and I appear twice in a week. What am I?
The letter E! timE, Earth, and wEEk!
There is a basket with 10 apples. A horse eats 2 from the basket and you take 5 out of the basket. Then you eat 3. How many apples do you have left?
2 because you take 5 and eat 3 and 5 - 3 = 2. The apples in the basket are not yours!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a sandwich!
A man entered a doctor's cabin. The doctor said you will need new glasses. Why?
I could tell that as you entered my cabin through the window!
A rooster lays 1 egg a day, how many eggs does a rooster lay in 2 days?
Roosters don't lay eggs!
Abby c d e f g
I can be short or tall, thick or thin. What am I?
I am Play-Doh!🙂
Posted Apr 13, 2021
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until spooken to!
What did the banana say to his girlfriend?
I find you very appeeling!
Where do cows go for the best products?
Why did the pig move to the city?
So he could live in a styscraper!!!!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
Posted Apr 12, 2021