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AN22

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A man was walking through a forest when suddenly a giant haystack came rolling after him. "Ahhhhh!!!" he yelled. He started running as fast as he could away from the haystack. But he wasn't fast enough. The haystack went down a slope and caught the man. The man got stuck in the haystack for a very long time.

Posted Jun 22, 2020

oasis

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Once upon a time there was a guy and he was walking around on his farm. Then suddenly he tripped on nothing and fell into a bunch of hay. Then he said "oh oh I fell into some hay now I'm all itchy and smell like pigs in mud because the pigs always play here."

Posted Jun 23, 2020

zoey

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It was a nice sunny day. The farmer was feeding hay bales to his llamas. He had 3 llamas. It was very muddy due to the rain last night. The llamas seem cold. "I am going to get them a blanket," said the farmer. When he just started to walk out he tripped on a rock and flew into a hay bale that a llama was munching on.

Posted Jun 25, 2020

Atu

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The guy yelling for help

Posted Jun 26, 2020

ttt

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someone stuck in hay

Posted Jun 29, 2020